Life Is Good

[Type Ryan]

I have all of next week off and will get paid for sitting around doing nothing except play COD4 and music. This makes me happy.

[arjue]

Same boat except i've already been paid

[Drewbacca]

I got hit on at the office party. A lot. We're merging with a bigger company and a few of the hotties were snuggling up to me (some not-so hottie acountants too). I really suck at pool though. I work Thursday and Friday next week and then I'm off the entire next week. It's going to be awesome.

[Othello Harrington]

But not pocket pool, amirite?

[A Robot Bit Me]

I love Christmas. I love giving gifts, I love getting gifts, I love gaining 5lbs in pure cookie and booze fat, I fucking love Christmas. I'm actually dissapointed that I've done all of my shopping already.

[Hubbitron]

I haven't been able to shop at all. It really sucks. I did get my sister a gift that's going to turn her brain into shit so life is still good.

[Grave]

turn her brain into shit

PoD should have turned this into a phrase people use more. It makes me smile every time.

[Hubbitron]

I like B'dass myself.

[Drewbacca]

But not pocket pool, amirite?

I don't know I've never jerked off another guy before. You'll have to live that dream for the both of us Bailey.

[Gooch]

I took a very satisfying duker this morning. It was literally like I was growing a tail. The thing was huge; it was reaching over the side of the bowl like one of the Kraken's tentacles. I had to leave it in there for this girl to see, without forewarning her, of course. That would have ruined the moment.

Unfortunately, tonight I am dateless. No woman, no cry.