Life Is Good

[Gooch]

Life is good when this is your news anchor:



<3 <3 <3 Melissa. I swear she says "cocks" in this broadcast.

[PaCrappa]

I am healthy enough to go back to jiu jitsu. I'm pretty fucking happy about that.

[Grey's Anatomy]

You're fucked, she's pregnant. Discharge does not equal period.

In fact, tons of women have this issue.

No, it's a period. She's got all the usual symptoms: Cramps, bloating, yadda-yadda. Also, when it comes down to it, a baby is nothing a swift kick to the gut won't solve.

[Othello Harrington]

LOL, piledriver imo.

[Rich]

coat hanger for most effective method

[Josh]

If it comes down to it you can always go for the "hatchet and shallow grave" method. Its never failed me.

[arjue]

Or a knife and fork I hear.

[Othello Harrington]

yuck

[Drewbacca]

I prefer drowning my victims. They're so trusting when you walk them to a swan paddle boat with a bouquet of flowers on the seat.

[Grey's Anatomy]

Or a knife and fork I hear.

BBQ, anyone?