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  1. Quote Originally Posted by PaCrappa View Post
    I was about a block away from home when I saw an oldass man get out of his busted ancient Maxima. He saw me and the three dogs coming his way and he did a double take. Right as I was saying to myself "great, here it comes, he don't like pitbulls", he burst forth with "Take me down to PITBULL CITY!!!" like he was Axl Rose. I had such a heavy LOL from that.
    That was your cue to let the pitbulls rape him and take his wallet.
    I'm guessing the cue was missed.

  2. Life is good for TNL, I'm flying to Israel tomorrow then going to Japan. I won't be posting ofter for the next 10 days.

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    Life is good for TNL, I'm flying to Israel tomorrow then going to Japan. I won't be posting ofter for the next 10 days.
    Tokyo?
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  4. Yokohama city.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    Yokohama city.
    Yokohama is essentially Tokyo.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  6. Yeah but it's NOT CALLED TOKYO, I got chewed out for that. Stupid proud Japanese men.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    Yeah but it's NOT CALLED TOKYO, I got chewed out for that. Stupid proud Japanese men.
    Yeah, he was just being an ass.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  8. Most are asses if you ask me. Especially if you happen to prove them wrong, man watch out.

  9. What do you mean? They're never wrong.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  10. I dead caught a dude in a terrible error this morning relating to financing a power plant over there, and I mean he was off by about 100,000,000 dollars. He says "Oh yeah, you know, you know, YOU KNOW everything" and then went silent. He may have killed himself.

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