Official 2007 NFL Season Thread

[Error]

To have it stolen you have to show up and try to win it.

[Tigana]

Man what Reid did tonight to Justice and McNabb tonight was criminal.

[Geo]

Forget an in-game adjustment, the Eagles offense couldn't even made a halftime adjustment. Pathetic. Sorry. Please shoot yourselves.

I can't understand why Andy Reid gets the pass that he does.

[Othello Harrington]

I was at the Browns game, we fans were stunned we came out and got up 14-0 right off the bat.

Go Browns.

[Advocate]

Justice was served gentlemen. Justice was served on a silver platter by Reid. Just like Tigana said what Reid did was criminal. A rookie being owned by a Defensive end named Umenyiora was down right pathetic. I wanna shoot myself actually. If I had a gun I would. This was a pathetic showing. Not a damn player had any heart. Well wait ... one did ... Spikes. Yet, not even heart can save a team from having no wideouts who can get off the damn fucking line!

When a fucking TEAMS LEADING RECEIVER FOR THE FUCKING GAME IS A FUCKING RUNNING BACK! WHAT THE FUCK!?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! HEY HEY HEY! HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING HEARD OF MAN IN FUCKING MOTION? HEY I HAVE AN I-FUCKING-DEA! HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING PUT MCNABB IN FUCKING SHOTGUN, HAVE THE FUCKING TIGHT END ON THE LEFT SIDE TO HELP FUCKING JUSTICE AND RUN A FUCKING PLAY! WHEN A FUCKING ALHEIMERS PATIENT NAMED MADDEN RECOGNIZES THIS BY THE FUCKING SECOND DAMN FUCKING QUARTER! I WOULD HOPE TO FUCKING GOD ... YOU BEING THE GM AND HEAD COACH WOULD! BUT SHOCKER THAT FAT FUCK COULDN'T FUCKING PULL HIS FAT FACE OUT OF HIS FUCKING PLATE OF LASAGNA! YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT MOTHER FUCKER! OH I ALSO KNOW MORNINGASSHOLE IS THE FUCKING OFFENSIVE COACH ... BUT FAT FUCKING ANDY PROCEEDS HIM. HE'S THE FUCKING HEAD COACH AND CAN TELL MARTY ... HEY LOSER WHO COACHED THE LIONS TO SHIT ... THEY ARE OWNING OUR FUCKING ROOKIE WANNA CALL SOME PLAYS TO HELP HIM! THANKS FOR DOING IT LATE IN THE FUCKING 4TH QUARTER YOU PRICK! YOU JACKASS! SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! KILL ME! I WANT TO SHOT MYSELF IN THE FUCKING BALLS! YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS!

THE GIANTS PLAYED A MASTERFUL GAME. DO WHAT THE PACK AND THE 'SKINS DID ... MAN UP ... PRESSURE ON THE OUTSIDE.

Good game. <- to giants fans. no lie. The chants are valid .. the Eagles suck.

[Geo]

Super job by the Browns, congrats Biffy. I thought they had a chance at the upset - division rivals have familiarity with each other, the best Ravens runningback on the field is the one wearing the Browns uniform, the Ravens aren't what they were a year ago and the Browns almost pulled off the upset last year - but picked the Ravens to win. Any gameplan that has Dead Air McNair throwing 53 pass attempts is a gameplan bound to fail.

Also, good to see the Steelers are the pro equivalent of Rutgers. The first halfway decent team they face (Charlie Frye sucks so much), they lose. Can't face cupcakes for an entire season, I'm sorry to say.

If they had to play the Colts' schedule, they wouldn't even make .500.

[A Robot Bit Me]

Dear NFL,
Please stop scheduling intra-NFC games during primetime, namely Sunday and Monday evenings. Just four weeks into the season, the Giants have twice played nationally televised "games." Please keep that shit exclusive to the NFL Network, or to the areas whose denizens are stupid enough to place emotional stock in gaggles of retards like the Giants or the Eagles.

With <3 for the AFC,
ARBM.

[StriderKyo]

Please keep that shit exclusive to the NFL Network, or to the areas whose denizens are stupid enough to place emotional stock in gaggles of retards like the Giants or the Eagles.

ROFL 12 sacks.

[Othello Harrington]

Dear NFL,
Please stop scheduling intra-NFC games during primetime, namely Sunday and Monday evenings. Just four weeks into the season, the Giants have twice played nationally televised "games." Please keep that shit exclusive to the NFL Network, or to the areas whose denizens are stupid enough to place emotional stock in gaggles of retards like the Giants or the Eagles.

With <3 for the AFC,
ARBM.

IBTFN!!!!!!!!!


Nfc games are just tough to watch. If this were college the NFC would be the PAC conference and the AFC would be the SEC

[Yoshi]

Be sure to tune in next Monday night to watch the mighty AFC's Bills get throttled like it's January, 1993.

The shitty prime time games are not conference exclusive. Who the hell wants to watch Pittsburgh and Baltimore or Pittsburgh and Miami next month? Two teams that never had offense and now have questionable defeneses? Sign me up!

I sure am glad we will have the worst color guy in the business, Phil Simms, doing New England at Dallas in week 6. Hopefully CBS doesn't have the Super Bowl too.