Conan the Barbarian

[YellerDog]

[Advocate]

[Advocate]

they have a motion poster now for the movie.

no I can't embed it here ...

But here's where its located - http://www.conanthebarbarianin3d.com/

[Doc Holliday]

All that CG and airbrushing still doesn't convince me.

[Dolemite]

Red band trailer. Looks shitty. Everything about that trailer just felt wrong, especially the amazingly inappropriate butt-rock soundtrack.

"When a barbarian thirsts...it isn't for blood." lol.

[Dolemite]

I actually like this clip. Other than little Conan being a tad too young to take kicking so much ass seriously, it was a pretty bad-ass scene otherwise.

[sedition]

I saw this last night... It was better than I thought it was going to be.

+ Some good battles/fight scenes
+ cool sets, art direction, scenery
+ Hot naked chicks/sex scene
+ Brutal - Lots of groaning and stopping feet from the other viewers at what was going on

= story was what you'd expect. Origin and quest for revenge/save "princess"
= lots of different mini-bosses introduced and killed, didn't have much time to explore them further
= lots of travel to different places, most of them were interesting and well done
= 3D added more to the atmosphere. Good depth in the various locals

- a lot of grumbling dialogue. Nothing memorable
- final boss and the fight against him was really bad. Super boring death
- many styrofoam rocks fell during the final battle... looked shitty

[ChaoofNee]

Many dismembered body parts that comically keep moving post-chop in this movie. Hilarious. I love this movie and so should you.

[Bacon McShig]

It was okay. Like Sedition said, super-shitty fight with the main baddie. He was way less imposing and capable in the fight where he possessed the Ultimate God Power than the earlier one where he was just a normal-ass dude, what the hell.

Lots of glaring movie logic going on.
-When the camera focuses on something Conan's doing, time stops for everyone else.
-Bad guy has henchmen everywhere. When henchmen fall off-camera, they suddenly cease to exist.
-Morgan Freeman: Time passed and MAIN BAD GUY sieged the lands and bent all the tribes of Cimmeria to his rule. Conan adventured across the lands for these 20-odd years and somehow didn't hear about any of this.
-This girl with no combat training can be trusted to handle herself against hordes of bloodthirsty mercenaries if Conan throws her a sword.
-The bad guys with a raging Maiden Sacrifice Boner have taken the girl, oh no! First I need to make a stopover in some totally different location and then have a long-ass trek through an arbitrary dungeon. Whew, got here just in time!
-Oh wait, they're not going to kill her like they did with all the other sacrifices, they just need to give this one a little nick on the chest. Now she can still be in the movie and the bad guy gets his power for the climactic fight. How convenient!

The establishing shots of the cities were pretty fucking amazing.

[Vasteel]

This film was ass.