Conan the Barbarian

[Othello Harrington]

Is that the Beastmaster's brother?

[Dolemite]

Oh shit, good question.

Conan vs Commando, who fucking wins in a knife fight?

Hmm...tough question.

Conan's blade IS bigger...

[Othello Harrington]

Yes, but Commando is one bad ass motherfucker, he could pick up a tree and whack Conan in the head.

It's so tough to decide. I would watch that movie 5 days in a row.

[Rem]

I defy anyone to watch Conan and not get an erection, I submit that you can not.

[Othello Harrington]

I would probably substitute excited for erection, then it works on two levels

Girls dig Conan!

[Error]

I say Kevin Sorbo for the new Conan....no wait no I don't, that's retarded.

[Frogacuda]

Shaqille Oneal, imo. Kazaam showed he had some real acting chops.

[g0zen]

If you want to see some weird Conan trivia, either watch the behind the scenes doc on the DVD or just outright read the original Oliver Stone screenplay. Then you can all really appreciate just how lucky we are to get the version we got, and not his fucked up Mad Max with swords.

[DumpTruck]

The closest to Conan in the world is that Triple H guy from wrestling, he may be able to pull it off.

you know i gotta agree with this one, just dont give him a lot of dialog and he just might be able to pull it off. Triple H is a beast, appearance wise he would make a cool looking Conan, but I dunno if he has the acting "talent" to do so

[Rem]

I would probably substitute excited for erection, then it works on two levels

Girls dig Conan!

The fairer sex can never truly comprehend the majesty of Conan.