Morning Wood

[Hubbitron]

Also called HOFNAR or NARWOOD. Is it because your mind is wandering? Is it an involuntary function to prevent you from pissing the bed? Is it your body telling you "THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY EVER"?

HOFNAR can be the cause of much embarrassment at work or in social situations. For instance, I can't walk from the dining room to the front dest right now because of my HOFNAR. I just don't think it would be appropriate for children to see. It's not like I asked for it. The time is so inopportune. Then again if it isn't my fault, why shouldn't I let it be there for all to see?

[Cowutopia]

strap it into your waistband, noob.

[Grey's Anatomy]

I bear mine proud. Girls are often seen staring at my huge penis, which is pretty hot.

[Port]

I call it inspiration.

[g0zen]

You just gotta flow with it. I mean, as long as you're not dancing around pointing the pop-tent at people it shouldn't be a problem.

[SpoDaddy]

Morning wood is a natural and involuntary preservation measure; without healthy bloodflow the tissue in the penis starts to die from oxygen deprivation. Morning wood ensures that, even if nothing ever arouses you, your penis will still get enough oxygen daily to survive and spread your seed.

[icarusfall]

I always assumed it was from me touching myself in my sleep.

I'm told it's why we can't have nice things.

[Hubbitron]

I only had a wet dream 1 time in my life (I was unable to jerk off for a 24 hour period). It was the coolest experience ever. Until I woke up.

[Jetman]

A mountain of cocks imo.

[A Robot Bit Me]

Morning wood is a natural and involuntary preservation measure; without healthy bloodflow the tissue in the penis starts to die from oxygen deprivation. Morning wood ensures that, even if nothing ever arouses you, your penis will still get enough oxygen daily to survive and spread your seed.