Street Fighter 2.0
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Old Country Doctor
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Sausage-in-Training
Bison: [patching through to Guile on GNT World News] Colonel Guile! Greetings!
Colonel William F. Guile: [to Cammy] He took the bait. Trace that signal, stat!
Bison: Why do you address a fellow warrior with such disrespect?
Colonel William F. Guile: Warrior? You? How many doctors and nurses have you killed this week? How many children have you orphaned?
Bison: You will choke on those words, Guile.
Colonel William F. Guile: Anytime, dickhead. We'll go worldwide, just like now.
Dee Jay: General, they're tracing this.
Bison: You think you're so clever, Guile. Think about this. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible! Victory!
Dee Jay: [chanting with Bison's troops] Bison! Bison!
Colonel William F. Guile: You hostages! If you can hear me, we're coming! We're coming! Charlie! Charlie, hang on, buddy! We're coming! We're coming! Hang on, buddy!
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Bison: I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.
Zangief: That vas beautiful boss!
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Colonel William F. Guile: [solemnly] Troopers, I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled. We can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends who have died here will have died for nothing. But, we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace, freedom, and justice, they get packed up. But, we can all go home.
[angrily]
Colonel William F. Guile: Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home... and who wants to go with me?
[the troopers cheer]
Bloodsport is the only Street Fighter movie I need.
"Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson."
lol miyamoto
Why? Why why why why why?
morituri te salutant
"Change the channel!"
OH GOD WHY?
I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.
wow. Perhaps Uwe Boll paid someone off so that he can lose the "worst game to movie adaptation" award.
OUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK
As much as I love the Van Damme SFII movie (TONS of cheese-factor), a follow up is not needed, and I doubt it could ever top the greatness of the "Pax Bisonica" and "Bison Dollars" speeches.
The original Street Fighter II Animated Movie is still probably the closest they'll get to doing it right. The later animated V and Alpha series are total crap.
Super Movie Battle!
Bison Fight
Last edited by Super-Eggroll; 30 Oct 2006 at 08:08 PM. Reason: added SFII clips
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The link is not working for me. Does it say anywhere that Kylie Minogue will play Cammy?
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