Heroes

[Drewbacca]

Everything happens so fast. Nothing is ever explored or developed. That's why nothing changes.

The two best characters on the show are Noah and Sylar. Because both are introspectively conflicted and both of them have the balls to make decisions. Too bad Elle was apparently killed off. I would have loved to see Sylar influence her fully to the dark side.

[cka]

heroes - where unemployed star trek actors turn for work

(the guy playing the president was Worf on TNG/DS9, y'know!)

[Despair]

I have an idea. Let's madlib a Heroes season.

Future ________ comes back to try stop _______ from _______ and destroying the world. As a result, Matt Parkman must go on a quest of self discovery that will affect his relationship with _____, his ______ but he will play an important part in the subplot that makes more sense than the main one. Meanwhile Hiro and Ando will end up ______ by ________ and have to take their own journey that will change their friendship in new and challengng ways.

Meanwhile Nathan somehow ends up having sex with a character played by Ali Larter, called ______ who has the power of _______ and kills people "accidentally". Somehow Peter will become led by someone else and learn more about the nature of his powers, but will never use them effectively and will make decisions even a braindead 4 year old would advise him against.

Meanwhile Claire follows Peter's example and does a bunch of stupid nonsensical crap to put her and her family in danger which her Dad will resolve by ___________ Sylar but not actually killing him outright. Claire will at some point die and come back to life, possibly multiple times over the season.

Cool new characters ______, ______, _____ and ______ will debut and be dead by the end of the season, if not by the end of the very episode they first appeared in. They will also have the coolest but most expensive powers, such as _______ , _______, ______ thus necessitating their death. No one will bury anyone for any reason and these dead bodies/murder scenes will never be investigated ever by anyone because the police stopped following the Sylar investigation from season 1 completely and Matt never made any attempt to reach out to his old department for help or to provide further evidence.

Some character, most likely a child, will instead simply disappear and never be mentioned again for any reason no matter how important they appeared to be the previous season such as Molly, Micah and Nathan's children. At least one character must die per episode. Even if they are going to be resurrected, someone MUST die.

A misunderstood but well meaning villain will be introduced called _____ with a link to the founders of the company and the Petrelli family. Strong hints will be dropped as to what is true and what is not regarding certain characters and their pasts but nothing will be outright stated. They will try to lead one of the Petrelli brothers astray but inevitably fail and die before the end of the season, setting up the final arc where Sylar is once again the main villain.

Nathan and Peter will work together and against each other until the final 3 episodes where Sylar disappears and we are meant to believe he is dead, Nathan looks like he is going bad but then does the ________ thing by his family. Then he ends up dead/near death because of _______ but somehow survives.

Incidentally, everyone is completely independently wealthy and can travel around the world freely without having to work their old day jobs such as being a Senator, nurse, police officer, university lecturer, political aide or office worker. So don't bother worrying about real life stuff like that, whether it be how a solar eclipse actually occurs or how someone gets from being on an island to being on a Mexican dirt road.

Have fun fellas, let's see what new ideas we can provide the writers with but remember, stick to the format.

Yeah, Nathan might as well go through all the super triplets now.
Well, so far he's notched up his ex-wife, Meredith, Tracy and Nikki/Jessica but apparently doesn't actually care about his own kids that much because rather than fighting for visitation rights, like you might think Parkman would also be doing to see the son his ex-wife took out of his life rather than trying to nail some polio-stricken girl he had a vision about, he's trying to boink as many of the triplets as possible. Who knows, maybe Tracy will die and they'll drag Larter back for a third pointless time to play a fifth character (Nikki/Jessica had that third personality DL confronted before he got shot but I can't remember her damn name) so they'll keep the eyecandy who isn't coasting off of Varsity Blues at all on the show.

The sad thing is you can almost see how blatantly they are trying to now go back to the idea of season one after these two unremarkable seasons of gobbledygook. Nathan is once again going to be on a quest for power for "the greater good" like season 1, Ando's going to put himself in danger using his powers which may lead to his death and the possibility of dark future Hiro emerging, Sylar is no longer considered a Petrelli so he and Peter can fight again without it being complicated, Mohinder is going to regain his humanity and work to understand the mutation to help fix things with Eve... I mean, Maya... I want to like the show like I used to, but it is starting to feel like it is repeating itself over and over and over.

[cka]

they had a perfectly good opportunity to scrape the dead skin (tracey, mohinder, peter) off the show in that plane sequence but they didn't

[Despair]

Lol, with 24 back, I now will miss out on this. Will try to load it up tonight.

[sedition]

When do the new writers start? This shit has been miserable for two and a half seasons. I don't know how much longer I can just sit and laugh at sometime that is trying to be serious.

[cka]

fuller comes back in around ep 19 I think

[Drewbacca]

I thought there was only like 12 left.

[Anal Kaboom]

The trailer for the next part of the season looked pretty good.

[Beefy Hits]

I don't see all the hate for this show; it's a comic book show - there's sure to be lots of shark-jumping and silliness. Just go with it.

I'm glad terminator got pushed back to Fri.s - I don't have a life and streamed it then anyway.