Total Recall Remake?!?

[cka]

Oh, and I will say that the new Cohaagen doesn’t hold a candle to the great Ronnie Cox. There’s also no “I’ll be back home in time for corn flakes” line in the remake either, which is unforgivable.

not even pirating now

[Nash]

Did it at least have the "See you at the party" line?

[Anthony]

Not really...aside from the smaller muscles and a total lack of humor in his performance, there really wasn't much of a difference between how Colin was portrayed from Arnold. I never read the original story, but I was under the impression that Quaid was supposed to be more of a Woody Allen type...someone you'd never expect to be a secret agent.

Good thing they improved on the original by making Quaid Arnold instead.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I was under the impression that Quaid was supposed to be more of a Woody Allen type...someone you'd never expect to be a secret agent.

We Jews refer to that as a nebbish.

[Dolemite]

Did it at least have the "See you at the party" line?

Nope. No "I got five kids to feed" either. A three-titted hooker shows up and says "I'll make you wish you had three hands." But that's about it.

Oh, and Colin Farrell does say "If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?" but it isn't as cool as when Arnold says it. In fact, while the Arnie isn't known as a master thespian, I have to say that he actually expressed emotion and his frustration with his drab, ordinary life better in the original movie than Farrell did in the remake; as a result, it made more sense why Arnold would want to go to Rekall, whereas it just felt forced and random when Farrell did it. I mean, they showed Colin at his shitty job, getting passed over for promotions, blah, blah, blah, but even though he acted mad about it, it just didn't ring true...Arnold actually seemed genuinely sad, I thought. I think this is a combo of Arnold's innate charisma and working with a good director and Farrell just being a shitty actor with zero intensity.

Oh, BTW, Cohaagen is like this grandpa politician in the remake, and Farrell has a big fistfight with him at the end and almost loses. LOL-worthy.

[Thief Silver]

I always felt of all the emotions, frustration was the one Arnold was great at showing.

[Doc Holliday]

That's 'cus he could never get enough pump in the gym.


MOAR PUMP
MOAR PUMP
ARRGHAHHH

[Dolemite]

ITZ LIKE KUMMING ZIIGGLLAAHHHH

[Doc Holliday]

I know you guys are atheists. But I believe in Gods, and Arnold is one.

[Compass]

Saw this and enjoyed it. Don't have an irrational attachment to the first, though. I really liked how he checked for the scar on the real girl's hand at the very end. Would have been quite annoyed if he hadn't.

I also hate movie audiences as much as ever.

"Barack Obama! Barack Obama. Hey, it was Barack Obama. Hey, did you see? It was Barack Obama."

"The key!"