Black people suck at names

[kedawa]

There's nothing racist about hating on stupid gibberish.

[Yoshi]

Err I dont remember the Irish being slaves to anyone in the USA

That's great. No one you know, their parents, or their grandparents were either. Did it suck? Yeah, 250 fucking years ago. How long is this going to be an excuse?

[Thief Silver]

I still don't know if I believe Yoshi is black.

[Advocate]

I believe.

[Doc Holliday]

Jews killed Jesus.

[Melf]

Nemesis would be kinda cool. He or she could grow up to be a crime fighter. Shoot lazers out of their eyes and stuff.

I was thinking more along the lines of:

The best awful celebrity kid name, easily, comes from someone who barely even qualifies as a celebrity - Drew "Moriarty" McWeeney of Ain't It Cool News named his son Toshiro Lucas McWeeney. Kal-El Coppola Cage (Master of Alliteration) is a close second.

Cher named her daughter "Chastity" and Frank Zappa named his daughter "Moon Unit." That's the world tag team champs of bad celebrity names right there.

[Thief Silver]

I would totally do Moon Unit. That shit is hot.

[SapphirePhoenix]

In middle school: Georgia Kantzas. Poor girl was picked on all the time and had to make up for it by having sex by the time she was 13.
In college: Ysiad. His mother must have been on an ego-trip to name her baby with her own name backwards, "Daisy." Thankfully, his name turned out pretty cool.

[Pineapple]

this has not been photoshopped, or MSPainted, at all. for rls.

[Doc Holliday]

Well, if that is shopped, I can't tell.