Reply With Quotewait we're talking about me again?
/yay my favorite topic.
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Mars, don't try to justify your love.
No handle, no identity.
wait we're talking about me again?
/yay my favorite topic.
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You and that dolphin have to go. I mean, surely they make strap-ons that size and that flexible.
No handle, no identity.
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Figuring out whenever your prospective mate is aroused is also relatively straightforward. The male will sport a long erection that would make most men jealous ("anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose", we are advised). The dolphin's penis is also prehensile and flexible, and you can wrap it around your arm. It is not mentioned if the dolphin likes to have his penis wrapped around some dink's arm.
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argh, worst image ever just appeared in my head
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No handle, no identity.
sup station, yeah like a train wreck, yet we keep coming back.
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I imagined a dolphin penis around Mars's arm, what's so bad about htat?
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