The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[Tones]

I don't taste the name. Strangely, the naming with beer can be quite the opposite... the worse the sound, the better. Old Engine Oil? Delicious.

[nocturne]

Budweiser 40' ftw!

Went to some ghetto party where the guy was giving away swishers out of a box lol. Then his friend pulled a 45' out to tell people to leave lmao.

It was sick.

[Cowutopia]

You're like a caricature.

[M]

My night begins with a nice bottle of red wine, and then perhaps some strange cocktail concoctions with Chambard liquor. You know, the raspberry derived one? Oh I'll keep you folks updated.

[nocturne]

You're like a caricature.

Did I mention some guys were going to use a Romeo y Julieta cigar to roll a fat blunt! Fekin' awesome man.

[Othello Harrington]

...............

Also, stop buying bullshit bags, then you won't need to waste an 1/8th on one blunt.

[Razor Ramon]

I got incredibly shitfaced this weekend. It was fun since it was with my boss and co-workers.

Friday night I was with a co-worker and her two roommates who are very cute but are looking for relationships. I'll plant the seeds but I don't expect much from either one. My co-worker Kevin got some dude to try and kiss me and that ended poorly for the guy but I think he understood my reaction. Kevin got some shit from the guy he was with because he got someone hurt but the night was solid. Stumbled home by about 4:30 a.m.

Last night we all went to my boss's loft in Brooklyn for some afternoon brews at 3 p.m. It was pretty much all gay dudes, me, his roommate and his roommate's g/f, and two ugly chicks. I got stupid drunk and danced to Fat Bottomed Girls while downing a ton of vodka. The nice thing is that I've made a connect for more affordable stuff so I think I have a new hook-up. That was supposed to end at 7 p.m. but ended at 12:30 a.m.

I need to relax before the summer or I'm not going to live long enough to see 2010.

[Thief Silver]

I made some Gin and Tonics, god damn do I love Gin and Tonics. Went through a small bottle of it while the girlfriend had Mojito's, while baking cinnamon cupcakes with cinnamon frosting, and chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting which are fucking delicious.

[Othello Harrington]

Gin and Chocolate, hmmmm....How did that work out?

[Thief Silver]

Drank the Gin & Tonics during the baking process, then had some chocolate milk and cupcakes. Suppose I could have tried mixing some Gin in, but why mess with an awesome thing.