The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[Rich]

I bought a case of MGD 40s and Newcastle Imperial Pints (18.4oz) for $20 after employee discount at work today.

I love 40s. Such a perfect amount of beer when x2.


And for you wine drinkers out there....for an incredible white OR red blend that is neither sweet nor dry and only $10-12, check out Menage a Trois Red or White.

It's fucking delicious wine. I've yet to try the non-blended Folie a Deux line because we only carry the Cabernet and they're double the price, but I can't imagine it not being awesome. I recommend everyone try the blends, for sure, though.

http://www.wine.com/V6/Folie-a-Deux-...&cid=NexTagCom

[Thief Silver]

I picked up lots of sprite and a $4 bottle of Gin. There's no way that Gin can be very good. I forget what it is, but it starts with an L.

[Scourge]

I'm drinking a Carlsberg Elephant malt liquor right now from Denmark and I love it. You should be able to find it pretty easy according to my Danish friends. It's got a really malty taste, which I like a lot; it's also got 7.2% alcohol by volume.

[Othello Harrington]

My buddy just shot through with some shit I have not set eyes upon since college.



Yes sir

[Razor Ramon]

No one ever watches those videos, fyi.

[Othello Harrington]

I do, and I don't and haven't ever cared what you think, my music knowledge is about 100 times greater than yours.

You should try going through life not trying to impress everyone, you would like yourself better.

[Brand X]

Just put down an uncounted number of large beers at my dad's surprise birthday party. ABout to eat myself some xanax and play CoD. I should be going out but fuck if i'm driving anywhere right now.

[Grave]

I picked up lots of sprite and a $4 bottle of Gin. There's no way that Gin can be very good. I forget what it is, but it starts with an L.

I must know more. Gilbey's gin is no longer horrible enough to elicit a reaction from my body so I know I'm still paying too much.

[Netwurked]

I lost a stripe in gears tonight due to jawdogs assiness.. So I'm trying to get it back all hammered.... not working well since I ran out of beer, have to work in 7 hours, broke open a bottle of wine (I don't drink wine)... and am utterly confused right now. 2 more matches max... WTF.

fuck

[Gohron]

Doing things drunk never works out, though it may seem like a good idea at the time.