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Thread: The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

  1. #1221
    When drunk, there are few places more comfortable than the bathroom rug. Something about knowing that the toilet is only inches away makes everything alright.

  2. Last night, I discovered I can hold a conversation in Spanish very well intoxicated.


    Well, at least I think I can. I have yet to ask the other person if she understood what I was saying.
    "Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Tones View Post
    When drunk, there are few places more comfortable than the bathroom rug. Something about knowing that the toilet is only inches away makes everything alright.
    I have a bad habit of falling asleep on the bathroom floor. It doesn't always bode well..
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  4. #1224
    I hate Tanqueray. Sapphire fo life. Haven't tried Hendrick's yet, though I've been meaning to.

    Also, on ice with a splash of ginger ale and sometimes a lime wedge. Blv. Tonic water sucks.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    I hate Tanqueray. Sapphire fo life. Haven't tried Hendrick's yet, though I've been meaning to.

    Also, on ice with a splash of ginger ale and sometimes a lime wedge. Blv. Tonic water sucks.
    When did you become such a homo? How come you dont stop by #tnl anymore.. your turtles suck... like you...

  6. #1226
    because i'm rarely at my computer any more. #tnl is always dead anyway.

  7. #1227
    My boss was hammered last night and making everyone do shots all night. I escaped 90% unscathed and only had to do one shot of rail whiskey of which I only took half and then sloshed the rest out of the glass on the way back down. Getting old is stupid.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
    My boss was hammered last night and making everyone do shots all night. I escaped 90% unscathed and only had to do one shot of rail whiskey of which I only took half and then sloshed the rest out of the glass on the way back down. Getting old is stupid.
    Only if you let yourself...

    ...ok, not really
    http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=1739&dateline=1225393453

  9. I was handed a fistful of painkillers earlier and I said "fuck it" and threw 'em down the hatch. Now I'm fucked up.

  10. Pain killers and cold & flue medicine fucks me up hard for some reason.

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