Last night, I discovered I can hold a conversation in Spanish very well intoxicated.
Well, at least I think I can. I have yet to ask the other person if she understood what I was saying.
When drunk, there are few places more comfortable than the bathroom rug. Something about knowing that the toilet is only inches away makes everything alright.
Last night, I discovered I can hold a conversation in Spanish very well intoxicated.
Well, at least I think I can. I have yet to ask the other person if she understood what I was saying.
"Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt
I hate Tanqueray. Sapphire fo life. Haven't tried Hendrick's yet, though I've been meaning to.
Also, on ice with a splash of ginger ale and sometimes a lime wedge. Blv. Tonic water sucks.
because i'm rarely at my computer any more. #tnl is always dead anyway.
My boss was hammered last night and making everyone do shots all night. I escaped 90% unscathed and only had to do one shot of rail whiskey of which I only took half and then sloshed the rest out of the glass on the way back down. Getting old is stupid.
I was handed a fistful of painkillers earlier and I said "fuck it" and threw 'em down the hatch. Now I'm fucked up.
Pain killers and cold & flue medicine fucks me up hard for some reason.
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