The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[Razor Ramon]

Drunk texts ruin relationships, whether with friends or intimate partners. They suck but I can't stop from doing it.

[Pineapple]

hide your phone next time, sometimes I have to so this and it's usually for the best

I know what you meant to say but now you just sound like a drunk retard, ya drunk retard.

Drunk texts ruin relationships, whether with friends or intimate partners. They suck but I can't stop from doing it.

I hated texting before I did it because texting is gay.
I hated texting after I started because of this shit.

[DumpTruck]

I know what you meant to say but now you just sound like a drunk retard, ya drunk retard.

looks like i should go hide my keyboard too and my xbox mic while I'm at it

[Shakey]

Shakey's Stone Imperial Stout sounds awesome. Will have to visit my local Top Foods (they've got the best beer selection) and see if they've got it.

I sure hope they bottle it. You can taste the bourbon, it's incredible.

[Pineapple]

looks like i should go hide my keyboard too and my xbox mic while I'm at it

lol never hide your mic, your drunken ramblings are fucking gold.
"Heeeeeey maan... we gotta fuggin hang aut sometime or somethin for reals..."

[DumpTruck]

lol never hide your mic, your drunken ramblings are fucking gold.
"Heeeeeey maan... we gotta fuggin hang aut sometime or somethin for reals..."

i meant every word of that too

[arjue]

lol, I found some drunk videos from three or four years ago. This is my favorite, where I accidentally hit myself in the balls rocking out to tool in a friends kitchen.

[Netwurked]

FUCKING HAMMERED!!!!!

[Cpt_Kirks_Tights]

I had some caramel Bailey's and my computer is looking pretty awesommmme right nowwww.

[Nick]

Drunk chicks should not go into places like this.