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Thread: The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

  1. I am sloshed from the party I went too.

    6 jello shots, beer pong, and I lost count of the beer I consumed. Awesome times and pics to follow.

    Oh and I got a chicks number. We danced for awhile and she wants to hang out.
    I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.

  2. #1382
    You should freak the fuck out on her over something inconsequential, and then JO into her bushes late at night while she sleeps.

  3. #1383
    Now that you're all buff, if she doesn't cotton to your advances you should caveman her.
    Pete DeBoer's Tie
    There are no rules, only consequences.

  4. Last night I took some pill called a klonopin (sp?). I was falling asleep all over town. I stayed awake for the High Class Wreckage set at 6pm but after that they became my babysitters along with my friend Cindy. After I slpet through the other two bands at that show, we went clear across town to the Greenhouse for five more bands. I remember stopping at my house with Cindy and watching Popeye fuck up Pierre Bluto at lumberjacking while we took bonghits. Then my recollection skips forward to some noodlehead that used to be in Earth standing there all by himself playing the most boring shit you ever heard on an electric guitar. The next thing I remember after that is the other Darren saying "Dude you can't just sleep all night. When Helms Alee comes on I'm not waking your ass up." So I smoked a joint with Cindy and HCW. Then I went downstairs and found Helms Alee to not be my bag anyway. I decided to leave and as I was walking down this narrow hallway some would be casanova was blocking the whole thing and telling a girl that she had to remember him because his name was Mike. I said "excuse me" and he didn't move. I wasn't in any kind of mood so I then said "Sorry Mike" and just picked his ass up and moved him aside. He tried to say some shit but I kept walking. When I got outside I had to extract Cindy from a group of adoring fans and we were out of there.

    I have no idea what happened after that. I woke up at 10:20am which is about two hours later than normal.

  5. #1385
    Quote Originally Posted by PaCrappa View Post
    Last night I took some pill called a klonopin (sp?). I was falling asleep all over town. I stayed awake for the High Class Wreckage set at 6pm but after that they became my babysitters along with my friend Cindy. After I slpet through the other two bands at that show, we went clear across town to the Greenhouse for five more bands. I remember stopping at my house with Cindy and watching Popeye fuck up Pierre Bluto at lumberjacking while we took bonghits. Then my recollection skips forward to some noodlehead that used to be in Earth standing there all by himself playing the most boring shit you ever heard on an electric guitar. The next thing I remember after that is the other Darren saying "Dude you can't just sleep all night. When Helms Alee comes on I'm not waking your ass up." So I smoked a joint with Cindy and HCW. Then I went downstairs and found Helms Alee to not be my bag anyway. I decided to leave and as I was walking down this narrow hallway some would be casanova was blocking the whole thing and telling a girl that she had to remember him because his name was Mike. I said "excuse me" and he didn't move. I wasn't in any kind of mood so I then said "Sorry Mike" and just picked his ass up and moved him aside. He tried to say some shit but I kept walking. When I got outside I had to extract Cindy from a group of adoring fans and we were out of there.

    I have no idea what happened after that. I woke up at 10:20am which is about two hours later than normal.
    Klonopin is just weak xanax.

    Drinking on it leads to blackouts, but smoking on it is wonderful. Still best taken sober though.
    Last edited by Rich; 07 Jun 2009 at 03:10 PM.

  6. I did both. The relaxation was nice but it, like Xanax, is not my cup of tea.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by PaCrappa View Post
    After I slpet through the other two bands at that show.
    One of which was fucking LOUD. You did wake up long enough to heckle the bands and go back to sleep, though.

  8. Professionalism at any cost.

  9. #1389
    I slept through the Get Up Kids once. Sometimes you just have to do it.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Cowutopia View Post
    There's nothing like cleaning up a garbage pail that didn't have a bag in it after you throw up.

    Nothing but puke-covered jizz tissues. And I had capellini marinara with meatballs. It looked like I hacked up a child.
    "To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often." -- Winston Churchill

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