The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[FirstBlood]

Cook up some simple syrup if you want it a bit sweeter, but otherwise you've got it right.

Oh also make sure you get tequila that is made with pure agave. None of that Cuervo bullshit.

[Razor Ramon]

I have some cheap tequila because it costs $16. I don't want to spend more than that because I'd be spending nearly $100 a week on tequila.

[FirstBlood]

I hear that.

Give the simple syrup a shot. Sugar aint expensive.
Also fresh squeezed limes make a big difference but that shit's a pain and/or expensive.

[The_Meach]

Does anyone here have a good recipe for a margarita? I just use tequila, triple sec, and lime juice in a bottle. Is there a better way to make one?

P.S.: I've been drinking for 26 hours now.

Here's how I make mine:

Wet the lip of your glass and put it face down in a plate of salt. Add ice.

One shot Triple Sec
2 -3 shots tequila (preferably white)
Sweet and Sour mix to just below the salt (you're missing this)
Splash of lime juice
Float some Grand Marnier on top
Slice of lime

Down it.

Do it again.

[Razor Ramon]

I cut a lime in half and use a fork to juice it. It's $.25 a lime so the cost can grow but it's really an easy as fuck way to juice a lime. Believe me you get a ton of juice out of it. Just stick the fork into the center and start twisting. Kicks squeezing it right in the ass.

Meach, your solution seems interesting. What's a sweet and sour mix, though? Sounds like something that comes with my Chinese food. Also, Grand Marnier? Sounds fancy.

[Rich]

Grand Marnier is fucking expensive.


The only way to make a margarita is clear tequila and Cuervo Margarita Mix in a blender with ice.

The cuervo mix is fucking money. It tastes better than any homemade shit you could concoct.

[Josh]

I planned on getting baked at work, but I forgot the pot. Perhaps this should be in the buggin' thread.

[Gohron]

So is benadryl cheaper than free? Legal means nothing.

I was just making a tongue in cheek suggestion, take whatever is out there.

I'll take a bunch of allergy capsules some nights to sleep and it's always the best sleep. I like sitting on the computer and just feeling my ever-speeding brain shut down until I'm just spaced out and just passing out shortly thereafter.

Give the simple syrup a shot. Sugar aint expensive.

Just make sure you pay attention to it while you're boiling it. I've got a good story about a sugar fire at work involving simple syrup...

[Pineapple]

I'll take a bunch of allergy capsules some nights to sleep and it's always the best sleep. I like sitting on the computer and just feeling my ever-speeding brain shut down until I'm just spaced out and just passing out shortly thereafter.

This explains many a post.
Actually my brother suggested I try this a night a week and move up from there, I'm gunna try it (although in the past Benedril has done nothing for me).

On another note I've had more beer tonight than I care to admit, and am decidedly drunk. I am not in the capacity to fuck many bitches.
I'd try if there was one to fuck, anyhow.

[nocturne]

Does anyone here have a good recipe for a margarita? I just use tequila, triple sec, and lime juice in a bottle. Is there a better way to make one?

P.S.: I've been drinking for 26 hours now.

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