The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[YellerDog]

RE: Grave
That's basically what we're talking about here.

[Josh]

Pssh old hasn't stopped Willie Nelson or Coconut Richards.

I'm not complaining. I'm pretty happy where I am.

[Rhydant]

I didn't drink too much on my birthday (that delicous steak filled me up, and the tequilla made me want to die), so I fully plan on correcting this tonight.

Happy New Year's, TNL! brb getting smashed lol

[Drewbacca]

I think I'm going to give up drinking outside of meals.

[The_Meach]

I think I'm going to give up drinking outside of meals.

That's a New Year's resolution I can live without.

Bow down to the new av bitches.

[MechDeus]

I'm drunk and hit on Mormons. They don't give it up but were highly entertaining regardless.

Happy New Year, bitches.

[Razor Ramon]

My tolerance has shot back up to its normal levels. Had two gins tonight in the span of 20 minutes and was still sober as fuck. Time for me to stop drinking because it will become too expensive.

[bbobb]

I just woke up with a monster hangover.

I drank all night untill the first train started running at 6am.

[MechDeus]

Fuck Japan.

[The_Meach]

Had two gins tonight in the span of 20 minutes and was still sober as fuck. Time for me to stop drinking because it will become too expensive.

Buncha slack-jawed faggots 'round here. Gin'll make you a gaw-dam sexual Tyrannasaurus.