The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[mannerbot]

They are rather awesome.

[Rhydant]

My friend Matt came back to vist and we all went to the puib for several rounds. I got drunk. i am drunk. I pulled out my phone with my right hand to check the time and ended up dropping it in my goddamn newcastle which was being held in my left. i dont even know how that happened. But its still works. God i love my sony s710a.

then my exgirlfriend gave me a ride home and we spent almost an hour in her car talking about why we broke up and how we shouldnt be together. shes hung up on me or something, i dont know. But I do know the feeling and fuck it hurts so i know what she means. im not sure why i just cant be happy with anything. it sucks. all i want is to be content wit heverything but fuckin' no. shits got to be difficult and hitting metaphorical fans.

Then opaque and i made a Tombstone and tryed to instal x64 drivers for a wireless card on his computer. the pizza was delicous. my phone is still kinda sticky. ill clean it tomorrow.

now im gonna listen to some Fall of Troy and pass out in my awesome new room.

i wish i were dead. lawl.

[bbobb]

Now that was quality.

4 out of 5 stars, will read again.

[Thief Silver]

So tell me the truth Bbobb, how irritating are Japanese women when drunk?

[bbobb]

Just as irritating as they are sober.

[Othello Harrington]

IBTN, and they all smell like stale cigarettes and have shitty chipped teeth. Sorry thief your dream of scoring a hot japanese babe have been smashed.

[Thief Silver]

Meh some of them are still good enough looking. But Judging by Nash's Fiancee, Vietnamese is the way to go.

[Josh]

4 out of 5 stars

Agreed.

[Rumpy]

Meh some of them are still good enough looking. But Judging by Nash's Fiancee, Vietnamese is the way to go.

Philippino (whoa sp) yo. Really cool bitches.

[B-Ri]

dude, those s710a's can take abuse. I had mine for 2 years and it was dropped and got wet and dented everywhere, and survived until i replaced it with my iPhone and it seems to have committed suicide and no longer wants to charge