The Official "I'm Intoxicated" Thread - Operation: Fuck Drunk Bitches

[Hubbitron]

ibtn.

[Rich]

weed sucks imo

[Timber]

I'm on my 9th Amber Bock of the night and I'm feeling nifty. Elkino is a wussy and is only on his like 5th or so. I'm aiming to finish my 12 pack and start on the crap on the side of our fridge. Which is really shitty stuff (pumpkin beer FTL).

[Othello Harrington]

(pumpkin beer FTL).

Know how Josh knows you're gay?

[Rich]

Me and a friend finished a Heineken mini-keg.

I've been flirting with some really cute girl for the last couple days. It's looking good.

[Timber]

Know how Josh knows you're gay?

The pic of my meat log I sent him tipped him off didn't it.

[DumpTruck]

I'm on my 9th Amber Bock of the night and I'm feeling nifty. Elkino is a wussy and is only on his like 5th or so. I'm aiming to finish my 12 pack and start on the crap on the side of our fridge. Which is really shitty stuff (pumpkin beer FTL).

hey fuck you, im also talkin to bitches and lookin at boobies!!

make sure you drink that wood chuck shit first!

[Othello Harrington]

Team pecker jousting for timber and elkino confirmed for 12am.

[Timber]

He is a cutie pie.

[DumpTruck]

Team pecker jousting for timber and elkino confirmed for 12am.

HA!! oh man i hope i don't get that drunk, last thing i want to end this night with is scissoring timber, lol!!