Transformers Movie Thread 2.0

[YellerDog]

Rargh rargh. I have unresolved issues with this movie (series).

[Dyne]

Barricade pissed in Yeller's cereal, for reals.

Isn't Barricade the one that just up and disappeared?

[YellerDog]

Yeah, he was off starring in an adventure printed on a lunch box somewhere.

[Dyne]

Or maybe he was PISSING IN YOUR CEREAL!

[YellerDog]

Good thing I skip breakfast. (this probably caused me to miss Ratchet's back story off the back of the cereal box, though)

Oh, right so, the first movie? Has a fucking GIANT ROBOT SCORPION in it.

Where's mah dinobots?

[kingoffighters]

Transformer 1: Yellerdog's Personal Crusade Against Hollow Robots: Dinbots Where Art Thou?

[Dyne]

That was classic.

[cka]

Good thing I skip breakfast. (this probably caused me to miss Ratchet's back story off the back of the cereal box, though)

Oh, right so, the first movie? Has a fucking GIANT ROBOT SCORPION in it.

Where's mah dinobots?

Grimlock see you touch yourself during night time

Grimlock not performing for dirty sinner

[Dyne]

This made me think of Real Genius.

[Mitch Taylor speaking through the microphone so that Kent hears voices in his head]
Mitch: And from now on, stop playing with yourself.
Kent: It is God.

[YellerDog]

Grimlock see you touch yourself during night time

Grimlock not performing for dirty sinner

This is why they canceled Stargate, cka.