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  1. Because Bay is a master at tricking you into thinking what you are watching from him is amazing action. He cuts his shit like a trailer for an action scene.

    It is incomprehensible nonsense. Awesome action is Terminator 2. Awesome action is Die Hard. Awesome action (to as much of a point as I will allow it to go) is his own, The Rock. You are never at a loss for what you are seeing really, in any of those movies.

    Bay cannot film, edit, and interpret action scenes properly, and he's gotten worse at it with every movie. That is the argument being made. Not that, the critics, or myself, or the people who fucking hate this shit want "Benjamin Button" starring "Optimus Prime."
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  2. Do they really show Devestator's balls?

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  3. I mean, they don't kick him in his balls and have him go "ORRRNNNGGGGGGHHH" and collapse, do they?

    Also, does the whole movie look like this:

    Last edited by Mr-K; 24 Jun 2009 at 05:35 PM.

  4. Awesome review from Ruthless Reviews:

    http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/7596/...of-the-fallen/

    Choice quote from the review:
    A couple of mildly entertaining Autobot ‘twins’ soon turn into this century’s answer to the crows from Dumbo - I was surprised their ‘upgrade’ 10 minutes in didn’t involve them turning into vans that delivered fried chicken and watermelon, or at very least a convoy carrying Soul Plane DVDs. In the interest of race relations, they don’t kill them off like they did the Autobot with the black person’s voice in the first film.

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  5. Whose racist?
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite View Post
    Do they really show Devestator's balls?
    Yes. They are clanking together and everything. I was like

  7. Well the first one had Bumblebee's winwong...
    Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
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    I'm sure whatever Yeller wrote is fascinating!

  8. Maybe it was their goal to make the most insultingly stupid movie ever.

    I almost want to see it now.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Mr-K View Post
    I mean, they don't kick him in his balls and have him go "ORRRNNNGGGGGGHHH" and collapse, do they?

    Also, does the whole movie look like this:

    It looks more like this:

    wait a sec

    Here we go:

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    Last edited by animegirl; 24 Jun 2009 at 05:52 PM.

  10. I want to see it and love it because it offends Buttcheeks so much.
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