Transformers Movie Thread 2.0

[Cheebs]

I'm wondering why they didn't voice decode Frank Welker for Soundwave. He was doing the Dr. Claw voice..all they had to do was run it through the filter.

I was all set to nerd rage on that one. But the Dr Claw voice worked very well. So I backed down to "nerd complain".

[kingoffighters]

Megan Fox is pretty but she doesn't have enough personality to carry an action film. Looks good in Maxim but hey who cares omg when this comes out on blu ray maybe I can zoom in on her shorts and see her pussy lips!

You just sold me the bluray. Mikey Bayo should hire you as his PR.

[Fe 26]

It is true, it did make me like the movie more.

[Fe 26]

I didn't see them as "black" stereotypes, but rather robots trying to be tough guys.

I'm curious on what the culture must be like where you live. Living in a state that is 48% black, it was pretty clear that they were making fun of poor black kids. Its almost like MB went to a clan site and found a thread and some political cartoons from the 20s and went from there.

"we dont read much" Really?

[Dolemite]

I'm wondering why they didn't voice decode Frank Welker for Soundwave. He was doing the Dr. Claw voice..all they had to do was run it through the filter.

Bay probably ran out of dough for the vocoder rendering Devestator's nutsack.

Skids and Mudflap were hilarious. I liked them a lot more than I thought I would, and I didn't see them as "black" stereotypes, but rather robots trying to be tough guys.

Because tough guys usually can't read, have gold teeth, speak ebonics...come on, they couldn't have been more black if they had transformed into KFC trucks.

[Advocate]

I can't wait to see the racism.

Now I'm more hyped.

[FX]

That is all I wanted too. TOO BAD I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING BECAUSE THE CAMERA IS ZOOMED IN ON DEVESTATOR'S BALLS!

Megan Fox is pretty but she doesn't have enough personality to carry an action film. Looks good in Maxim but hey who cares omg when this comes out on blu ray maybe I can zoom in on her shorts and see her pussy lips!

It's a bad film. The main purpose robots kicking ass has been lost and now it's just dogs humping, rapebots, niggerbots, wacky parents, shit jokes and about 6 minutes of robot action that you can actually see.

FX, I love you. I was so sad that Soundwave didn't sound the same.

Also, I liked the first movie.

Megan Fox is hot, yes, but she's not able to carry a movie. Well, maybe a porn she can carry...I enjoyed the hell out of Sam's parents in the first flick, but his mom took it to annoying this time around. I can't believe that they resorted to drug use to get cheap laughs.

<3 - Michelle

The first movie, I was hoping it would never STOP.
This movie, I was PRAYING they would go kill the Fallen RIGHT THEN so I could leave. PRAYING.

I was all set to nerd rage on that one. But the Dr Claw voice worked very well. So I backed down to "nerd complain".

LOL. It was such an easy thing to do, though! I'm quite sure than 95% of the people in that theatre were expecting to hear that voice decoder, but for some reason, Bay decided to go with a "normal" voice. WHY?!


I can't believe that Bay said he put Skids and Mudflap in "for the kids". Bumblebee "pees" on a person in the first one. Unnecessary, yes, but it wasn't that bad. Now we've got two robots calling someone a "pussy". Yes, I'm aware the film was PG-13. I was looking forward to seeing this film with my wife and daughter, but so much for that. There is just too much vulgar crap that my kid (or anyone) could see. So I think we'll just stick to watching (or playing as background noise) the first one every other weekend like we've done since we got the blu-ray version.

I can't recommend this movie to anyone at all. Sorry, Bay, you wasted money this time around. I think one reviewer hit it on the head: "Louder, Longer, Lamer. 1 and 1/2 stars."

EDIT: Additional thoughts - I hate how they turned Megs into a lackey. I like his design in this one more than the first film, but come on, the REAL Megs would have been plotting AGAINST the Fallen on the side.

[Advocate]

The more FX talks about it, the more I can't wait too see it.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

The extra o is for the orgasm Advocate will achieve while watching this.

[Fe 26]

EDIT: Additional thoughts - I hate how they turned Megs into a lackey. I like his design in this one more than the first film, but come on, the REAL Megs would have been plotting AGAINST the Fallen on the side.

This bothered me too. He almost cried a little bit when the Fallen died.

It is almost like Bay actively tries to write the story in a way to piss off old fans BUT do it in such a way that 12 year olds won't care.