Transformers Movie Thread 2.0

[Fe 26]

I wonder when they are going to make a movie about them making all these fucking stupid movies

[Cheebs]

Jenga movie with a 911 tie-in imo.

[nixhex311]

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...eship-audition
Start watching around the 3:25 mark

[Cheebs]

So, I bought the DVD and watched this for a second time. It's been months since my first viewing. It is clear now that if you cannot find entertainment in this movie, you are a joyless asshole.

I can understand the critics tearing it apart it a certain degree. I mean, it is a shitty movie, no two ways about that. The story is garbage and there is no sense at all to any of it. But it is just such a spectacle. I didn't even have to fast-forward. It's not even an action movie. It's...I don't know what it is. It is the only thing in the universe that does not need more cowbell.

I love it.

[FirstBlood]

I watched this a few weeks ago.

It took me FOUR sittings to get through. This includes turning it off in the middle of the final battle. Did this shit really need to be two and a half hours long? Sure, it was great when the robots were fighting, but everything else was so mind-fuckingly horrible. This isn't a "turn off your brain and enjoy" movie, this is a "turn off your brain until there aren't any robots on screen and then hate your life" movie.

And who in the FUCK thought it was a good idea to bring back John Turturro's character? When he showed up, the movie might as well have shat on my face because it had already gone so far down shit's creek.

But hey, fighting robots make everything ok, right?

[Rumpy]

And who in the FUCK thought it was a good idea to bring back John Turturro's character?

I'd like to know that too, his character was the worst in the first movie.

[Cheebs]

Protip: When watching an obviously shitty movie, don't dwell on John Turturro standing around in a thong. You Are Watching it Wrong (C) (TM) (R). Of course it is full of shit. That is the nature of a shitty movie. Stop thinking about John Turturro's thong and let the "awesome" beat you to death. It is really easy.

[FirstBlood]

This isn't a "turn off your brain, ignore Turturro's thong and enjoy" movie, this is a "turn off your brain until there aren't any robots on screen, ignore Turturro's thong and then hate your life because everything is still fucking terrible" movie.

[Dolemite]

I'm not buying the DVD.

[Klonoa]

I'd rather buy The Proposal on dvd and bluray than this garbage fest.