The mist

[Dolemite]

I walked out on Hardware, The Specialist, and Alone In The Dark.

[Josh]

I walked out on the remake of Psycho, as soon as I saw a scene from a NIN video spliced into it.

I was at the bookstore yesterday, and they've released the Mist as a standalone novel. NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!

[Othello Harrington]

Gay

[Josh]

It could have even been adequate.

My dad liked it. I haven't seen it yet.

I did watch the original a week ago, and I STILL get choked up when Optimus goes off to fight Megatron "no matter what the cost."

Optimus Prime = Jesus christ.

[Type Ryan]

I don't know about this flick. Isn't it similar to "The Fog"?

[Josh]

You should read the short story. I'll loan you the book if you'd like.

[Othello Harrington]

You should read the short story. I'll loan you the book if you'd like.

Don't fall for it man, first he loans you this fucked up old book, then he shows up daily around dinnertime to see if you're done. It's total rockstar how he shows up exactly when the chicken is cooked or the oral sex has commenced. Consider yourself warned.

[youandwhosearmy]

and Alone In The Dark.

Good God. I caught that on Cinemax a bit ago, and its like, if House of the Dead was the kind of movie you show your friends because they can't believe how bad it is, Alone in the Dark is the kind of movie you sit through in utter horror at the fact that the people who worked on this, and starred in it, allowed it to be made.

That movie is so bad is depressing.

Really Transformers wasn't that bad, I bought the DVD.

Its bad. You see, your currently under the "Micheal Bay spell of retard jets."

He has this thing he does where he convinces you and everyone around you, that what your seeing is good.

Case in point, When Optimus Prime and Megatron begin their fight by disappearing into a completely zoomed in motion blur and knocking a building over, then reemerging in a way that cannot be physically possible, your eyes tell your brain that what you just saw was, in fact, awesome. Your brain then sends a signal to your mouth to tell everyone around you that what they just saw was, in fact, awesome. Generally everyone around you will agree. Everyone leaves happy.

As time goes on however, you realize, that the more you think about it, the less you saw in that scene, till eventually you re-watch it and realize, you didn't really see anything except two motion blurs spinning through the air while a camera shook, and a monkey smashed a wooden stick on a guy with trash can on his head while he screamed "LOUD NOISES!" over and over and as loud as he possibly could.

A better example would be perhaps, seeing a car commercial for a car you are interested in, and instead of actually driving it and finding out if you liked it, you decided you did when the commercial told you to like it.

Think of him as the first guy to direct "subliminal action scenes" in place of real ones.

[Brand X]

I walked out on Cable Guy.

So did I.

I also walked out of Godzilla 2000.

[Razor Ramon]

Its bad. You see, your currently under the "Micheal Bay spell of retard jets."

He has this thing he does where he convinces you and everyone around you, that what your seeing is good.

Case in point, When Optimus Prime and Megatron begin their fight by disappearing into a completely zoomed in motion blur and knocking a building over, then reemerging in a way that cannot be physically possible, your eyes tell your brain that what you just saw was, in fact, awesome. Your brain then sends a signal to your mouth to tell everyone around you that what they just saw was, in fact, awesome. Generally everyone around you will agree. Everyone leaves happy.

As time goes on however, you realize, that the more you think about it, the less you saw in that scene, till eventually you re-watch it and realize, you didn't really see anything except two motion blurs spinning through the air while a camera shook, and a monkey smashed a wooden stick on a guy with trash can on his head while he screamed "LOUD NOISES!" over and over and as loud as he possibly could.

A better example would be perhaps, seeing a car commercial for a car you are interested in, and instead of actually driving it and finding out if you liked it, you decided you did when the commercial told you to like it.

Think of him as the first guy to direct "subliminal action scenes" in place of real ones.

Bad Boys 2. You'll never be as awesome as that movie.