I Found Something Interesting in the PS3 Warranty

[Drewbacca]

We really need to get this dark ages language out of our laws. Pretty much everything that phrase covers is scientifically understood.

We need more of it IMO. Things about dragon attacks and invading armies under the nights templar flag should be put in there just for fun. Lawyers need to have fun too you know. It would really jazz up the dry reads legal documents have become.

[cka]

we're not responsible if you sail too far out to sea and fall off the world

[johnk_]

You've really never noticed this anywhere before?

No, surprisingly, since I read warranties all the fucking time, Josh.

[Pineapple]

lol @ the dust thing.
also it's only a dust magnet if you turn it on.
which you shouldn't.
unless you have a hard on for bad ports of 360 games.


oh shnap, I said it.

[B-Ri]

lol @ the dust thing.
also it's only a dust magnet if you turn it on.
which you shouldn't.
unless you have a hard on for bad ports of 360 games.


oh shnap, I said it.

and you shouldnt turn on a 360, because then youll just end up having to buy another one cause its broke.

[Opaque]

You've really never noticed this anywhere before?

Seriously.

It's a standard term and nothing religious.

[Changeling]

No, surprisingly, since I read warranties all the fucking time, Josh.

So why would you start now, and worse, why would you make a fucking thread about it?

[A Robot Bit Me]

I heard an interesting footnote at the end of a Cookie Crisp commercial yesterday:

"PART of a BALANCED BREAKFAST."

Does this suggest that Cookie Crisp is somehow inadequate as a stand-alone morning meal? If so, where can I find the rest of breakfast? Has anyone else noticed this?

[Yoshi]

I hope that's sarcasm, because that's been on commercials for at least 25 years.

[Opaque]

Yoshi is bad at TNL sometimes.

of course it's fucking sarcasm.