The "I Just Watched..." Thread

[Grave]

You fucking assholes tricked me. I just watched The Mist with my roommates. It was terrible.

[B-Ri]

Just finished watching "Snow Angels"

it got me thinking about second chances, and to those who ive denied them. It had the uber cliche dramatic situations, but MUCH better then Paranoid and Funny Games.

[YellerDog]

Is not worth seeing, the first one is where the awesome is at.

Is the third one the one where they're turning guys into dinosaurs? I remember the "live birth from a human female" angle they were going for in the earlier flicks.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I watched Next and Knocked Up last night.
I actually liked Next, aside from Nic Cage's haircut (hello Tom Hanks ala Davinci Code), and Julianne Moore's acting. She's usually ok, but this was just...bad.
Knocked up was cute and funny, though I've grown to hate Seth Rogan's laughter. I started to listen to the commentary, and had to turn it off because he was so annoying. I also thought the sex scenes could have been better. If your lead actress doesn't want to show her tits, fine. Shoot it in a way where she doesn't wear a bra, and yet is covered up.

[Despair]

Next had some great ideas, but it didn't worked out well. Plus whiny Cage didn't help much.

[Dyne]

I also thought the sex scenes could have been better. If your lead actress doesn't want to show her tits, fine. Shoot it in a way where she doesn't wear a bra, and yet is covered up.

ummmmmm, it's not a porno.

[Despair]

Gary Daniels Action Trilogy.

Good dose of B-action goodness. Not good movies, but very fun in the trashy way, especially watching with beer and friends.

Rage: GD as gentle 2nd Grade School Teacher is on the run from the evil government research program bent on creating Super Soldiers. Shit blows up good, as in every PM Entertainment flick, about 30 cars wrecked and grand battle in the mall will take the 1st place for the amount of glass blown up.

Bloodmoon: Classic HK film in Hollywood arrangement. When demented kung-fu master starts offing MA champs in NY area in his conquest for MA prowess, Eddy Murphy wanna be magician cop gets help from GD as kick ass serial killer kung-fu expert. While story and action is laughable, stunts and fights are awesome with help of HK stunt team.

White Tiger: Once again GD on the revenge quest, this time against legendary Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa, as eeeeevil Chinese drug lord. Man, CHT has fucking ball in this movie, and is best thing about this. His lines are priceless. Also, some of the editing here is so bizzare we had blast laughing it out.

Overal, good trashy throw back to mid 90s times.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

ummmmmm, it's not a porno.

ummmmmm, that's not the point.

If your lead actress doesn't want to show her tits, fine. Shoot it in a way where she doesn't wear a bra, and yet is covered up.

meaning I found it gay to have a rough drunken sex scene, yet the bitch is wearing a bra. Then later, she's all hot and heavy, yet is wearing a bra.

[Rem]

Is the third one the one where they're turning guys into dinosaurs? I remember the "live birth from a human female" angle they were going for in the earlier flicks.

I don't recall any of that in the third one, maybe the second? I haven't seen it in years so it's hard to remember. Anyway Raptor is my favorite because it's an unrelated movie that steals clips from the first carnasore, and it is a riot.

It was terrible.

You're terrible

[Thief Silver]

Jackie Chan's Police Story.

It was a good movie, but the thing that kept it from being a fantastic movie? They cut out of the movie. Basically there was a scene in the original intro, and it was very funny, and also really helped you connect with the characters outside of Jackie Chan. Still a good movie, but it's just for the stunts and humor, as a movie itself it's not great outside of that. STuntwise, holy fucking shit though lol.

Who Am I, First Strike, Nice Guy also arrived with it so I'll be watching those.