Real-life Domestic Violence

**Othello Harrington** · 06 Dec 2007, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by icarusfall

What would you recommend? Hitting them in the face? The stomach? Where the fuck are you people hitting someone that's so much more effective than those three places?

No, Kidney's, Sternum, or Nose are by far the most effective places to hit someone.

Or the inside of the knee, the top of the foot, or the ol' finger in the eye. You have multiple outs my man.

**Razor Ramon** · 06 Dec 2007, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by PaCrappa

That's the main thing right there. Just because you send a kick crotchward doesn't mean it hits the magic spot and you get to yell "that's my purse" as you run off to tell TNL how you bested some huge thug. Once you've thrown the kick and missed you've sent a clearly defined message that you don't play fair. Maybe the other guy likes to play fair and people that don't get him mad every time. Then you're stabbed again "Razor Ramon".

I either fight like it's a fight or I leave.

I'm also starting to think that maybe we have a fight mixed up with a mugging or some sort of out 'n out assault. I'm talking about a fight.

What I'm trying to tell you is that it's a streetfight, there aren't any rules so how can it be fair or unfair? I used to box. Boxing had rules and if you didn't follow the rules you're going to be penalized. But the street is no makeshift ring. Out in the street I could be carrying any number of concealed weapons or grab something laying around. The other guy is probably thinking the same thing but I'm not going to let him get the chance. A kick in the sack, punch in the throat, gouging the eyes, or going for the knees are all ways to grab the advantage and make sure the fight stays on your side.

In the street, fighting isn't ruly. It's some nasty shit that for some is just unavoidable. I don't fight because I enjoy it, I fight because I have to make sure I could see another sunrise. And through my experience, anything is possible in a fight where I could end up dead. So you can fight with your rules and shit but to someone like me they just don't exist so I have a better chance of leaving that fight alive.

**Othello Harrington** · 06 Dec 2007, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

What I'm trying to tell you is that it's a streetfight, there aren't any rules so how can it be fair or unfair? I used to box. Boxing had rules and if you didn't follow the rules you're going to be penalized. But the street is no makeshift ring. Out in the street I could be carrying any number of concealed weapons or grab something laying around. The other guy is probably thinking the same thing but I'm not going to let him get the chance. A kick in the sack, punch in the throat, gouging the eyes, or going for the knees are all ways to grab the advantage and make sure the fight stays on your side.

In the street, fighting isn't ruly. It's some nasty shit that for some is just unavoidable. I don't fight because I enjoy it, I fight because I have to make sure I could see another sunrise. And through my experience, anything is possible in a fight where I could end up dead. So you can fight with your rules and shit but to someone like me they just don't exist so I have a better chance of leaving that fight alive.

Oh shut up, like your ass is beefing with thugs.

**icarusfall** · 06 Dec 2007, 03:16 PM

Well sure, I'll tear your fucking eyes out if I can get to them. I'll also bite out chunks of your flesh if we end up on the ground grappling at each other (Done this. People stop.)

Also, I said knee.

**PaCrappa** · 06 Dec 2007, 03:16 PM

Multiple ins, multiple outs.

I always like when somebody goes on a message board and says "I'd just do that and that and this and no way am I not walking out of that alley". Like a nadkicker who thinks he's all loco and shit can't be beat.

**Razor Ramon** · 06 Dec 2007, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Bailey

10 bucks says Ramon throws his man purse at any guy who yells at him, runs off screaming like a bitch, and brags to TNL anyway.

Test this theory if and when you meet me.

Originally Posted by Bailey

Nose

This is, to me, the worst place to hit someone. They could easily die from a hit to the nose and you'll be facing manslaughter charges. I only like to resort to this if I honestly feel the dude is going to kill me.

**PaCrappa** · 06 Dec 2007, 03:17 PM

Hey icarusfall!

BITE ME!!!

lolol

**Othello Harrington** · 06 Dec 2007, 03:17 PM

The key is to stay off the group unless you know what you're doing. If I were stupid enough to fight Kid Nemo at a TNL get together you can bet your ass I'm jabbing and circling.