"The Day After Tomorrow" come true

[Error]

People bitching about the weather is funny to me in Florida, I was standing outside yesterday in shorts and a t shirt yay!

Eat a hurricane.

[Punky Skunk]

I have like 5 inches of snow since I left, no way I can get my cars out unless I snowblow the driveway. I'll just call a plow guy instead.

How come you don't have a heated driveway?

[Pineapple]

people without power are powerless.
HA!!! yeah I laughed at myself there.
I didn't read a single post in this thread, but I watched what was happening on the news.
I remember 2 or 3 years ago (could have been more, the alcohol is fucking my brain like a cheap prostitute with 3 teeth) but I remember an ice storm and my house losing power for about a week. I slept in my brother's waterbed with full longsleeve shirts, sweat pants, and a winter jacket plus a winter hat, and woke up several mornings sick as hell. It was not a fun time.
In the wake of that, I watched the news and saw a redneck grandmother of 8 lighting a Newport off of her range which she was using to keep warm.

The middle states are fucked. Long live The Coast!!!

[James]

You slept on an unheated waterbed? Seriously, the floor would have been more comfortable and healthier.

James

[Pineapple]

you are so right.
I hadn't even thought of it at the time, but my bed then was a futon matress on the floor and a waterbed seemed a better option.
I went to bed every night feeling nice about laying in a waterbed, and woke up several times each night having to blow my nose and or sneeze and or get another blanket.

[Othello Harrington]

How come you don't have a heated driveway?

Holy shit, do they have those?

[Pineapple]

only someone with nothing better to spend their money on has a heated driveway.
seriously, besides being a lazy asshole, there is no reason you should ever spend money on that.
buy a fucking shovel and get to it.
non filthy-richNew Yorkers back me up.

[Othello Harrington]

I wouldn't buy one anyway Pine, I couldn't get my snowmobile out if my driveway was heated and it probably costs like 100 grand, that's more for morphix than me.

[Pineapple]

Do you think if I go to Gamestop they'll give me a trade in on a heated driveway?

[Othello Harrington]

Okay, that's stupid and you would have to ask your dad and mom for permission. It would be an awesome anniversary gift though.