Today's Random News

[Dyne]

So they're protesting that we should all be uneducated and write/speak in ebonics?

[cka]

read:

Roberta Mahoney, 81, a former Fairfax County, Va. elementary school principal, said the current language obstructs 40 percent of the population from learning how to read, write and spell.
"Our alphabet has 425-plus ways of putting words together in illogical ways," Mahoney said.
The protesting cohort distributed pins to willing passers-by with their logo, "Enuf is enuf. Enough is too much."
According to literature distributed by the group, it makes more sense for "fruit" to be spelled as "froot," "slow" should be "slo," and "heifer" — a word spelled correctly during the first oral round of the bee Thursday by Texas competitor Ramesh Ghanta — should be "hefer."

stupid shit like this

[Type Ryan]

Unfortunately, nature wants 30% of the population to be completely and utterly stupid.

[Shine]

Unfortunately, nature wants 30% of the population to be completely and utterly stupid.

No, not nature, that's our fault. In all other species on this planet, the oldest, weakest, or stupidest of them is the first to go, but we go against this trend and coddle those with the most undesirable traits to pass on... like niggers.

[Dunlap]

This is like an Onion article.

[Type Ryan]

No, not nature, that's our fault. In all other species on this planet, the oldest, weakest, or stupidest of them is the first to go, but we go against this trend and coddle those with the most undesirable traits to pass on... like niggers.

Mike Judge is the prognosticator of all prognosticators. I present to you...

[Rich]

Phil Laak set out to break the world record for straight poker session of 78 hours. He's been playing 10/20 NL hold 'em at the Bellagio for over 4 days straight now-- he's on hour 103.

He's had a live feed up here


and has been updating his twitter here

[Shakey]

Coolio can't spell "Juggalo"

[Type Ryan]

Talk about fate saying, "NO!", to the possible union between two people...Harsh. ("Lightning Kills Tenn. Woman Before Proposal")

[Error]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...060805058.html

Judge gets hit by drunk driver whom he spared from jailtime years ago for drunk driving,