Today's Random News

[Chux]

We're living the dream on Maryland's highways.

[Advocate]

If you're driving 50 in the fast lane on a 65mph highway I am mad as shit at you. If you are driving 50 in the exit lane on a 65mph highway, I don't care.

If you are weaving in and out of traffic doing 90 on a highway, I am hoping you die. If you are doing a steady 65/70 staying in your lane on the highway, I am right there with you.

agreed.

We're living the dream on Maryland's highways.

Its the same here in NJ. I wish that happened here.

[Chux]

Adam... reach came out on the 14th.

[Advocate]

I really should be banned.

[Chux]

Maybe you were just using Korean time?

[Advocate]

OH SO SOLLY!

[Dyne]

Segway owner falls off cliff and dies. While riding a Segway.

http://www.engadget.com/2010/09/27/s...-to-his-death/

UK businessman Jimi Heselden, the man who believed in the Segway so much that he went ahead and bought the company, has died after reportedly driving a ruggedized version of the scooter off a cliff and into a river. He was found early on Sunday morning in the River Wharfe, having earlier been touring his estate in the personal transporter. The cause of the accident is not yet known. Mr. Heselden was 62 years old and, true to our geeky hearts, generated his fortune by coming up with an innovative design for wire cage walls that has since become standard equipment for NATO, American, and British forces. Our thoughts are with the good gent's family, and please, behave yourselves in comments.

[Type Ryan]

He was probably texting while riding - just like Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon who drove his jeep off a cliff while texting.

[Error]

Unfucking real.

Firefighters let man’s house burn over unpaid fee

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/ar...npaid-fee?bn=1

[Brisco Bold]

Unfucking real.

Firefighters let man’s house burn over unpaid fee

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/ar...npaid-fee?bn=1

Supplemental fee?

The guy even said he'd pay anything.

I'm wondering if the guy was a righteous asshole.