Today's Random News

[Josh]

Have a seat right over there, motherfucker.

[Chux]

Chris Hansen got Chris Hansen'd.

I don't think you understand. Chris Hansen is a host of a show that helps stop child predators. He put his dick in a woman of consenting age that is much hotter than his wife and got caught.

So tell me how he got Chris Hansen'd?

[icarusfall]

Undercover footage.

[Chux]

They don't particularly use undercover footage. If you made a reference to Cheaters you'd be correct.

[Andrew]

I don't think you understand. Chris Hansen is a host of a show that helps stop child predators. He put his dick in a woman of consenting age that is much hotter than his wife and got caught.

So tell me how he got Chris Hansen'd?

His work wasn't exclusive to child predators, that's just what he's most famous for. Also, you're taking this too literally.

[YellerDog]

ITT: Chux watches a kimpossible amount of television.

[Chux]

ITT: Chux was bored. But probably did watch too much tv.

[Thief Silver]

Also the title got you more interested than it would have if it said "Chris Hansen got caught cheating." Sensationalism works.

[MechDeus]

I'll be honest, it made me hope Hansen was caught trying to have sex with a 12-year-old. I was disappointed by the real news.

[Dolemite]

LOLOLOLOL

Oh, and bitch got what she deserved.