Today's Random News

[Hubbitron]

Ramon whatchu doin in CA?

Music sounds tougher out of stolen horns.

[No One]

Daniel von Bargen shoots himself in the head and survives. Guess the industrial smoothing business got to be too much.

[Josh]

Ramon whatchu doin in CA?

$13k? Time to go steal a tuba.

[Type Ryan]

So, apparently man juice isn't just used for baby making. Icarus, pleeeeeease don't get any ideas.

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

Way to sell the concept!

I'm very interested in getting feeback from those who have tasted spunk themselves.

[Hubbitron]

I've never met a girl who didn't pretend to enjoy it.

[Type Ryan]

I just remember watching some terrible porn when I was younger and after the guy provided the facial (in the girl's eyes - closed of course) he asked, "Spoon or Fork?" To which the girl replied, "Spoon" and the guy said, "Smart answer" and then proceeded to spoon the spooge from each eye and feed it to her. Didn't see any complaints on her end.

[Doc Holliday]

I asked a bunch of hookers this (NSFW)

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I've commented on this before but it's a great topic.

[No One]

Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most...restaurants.

Especially if you're the type that treats the staff like shit.

[Doc Holliday]

A search on amazon for this yields some fun results.