I love pulling out nose hairs, I take a pair of flat head pliers, grab on to a clump and then RIIIP. Usually get a sneeze out of it too, and I love sneezing.
Seriously, that's a lot of hair.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
I love pulling out nose hairs, I take a pair of flat head pliers, grab on to a clump and then RIIIP. Usually get a sneeze out of it too, and I love sneezing.
You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore.
I pull out hundreds of nose hairs every day. It sucks, but at least I have something to keep me occupied when I'm driving.
Here's a good way for a man to tell if he needs to invest in a nose-hair trimmer or worry about the grooming of body-hair in general:
His ass crack will tell him.
Grab a mirror. Position yourself so you can see your ass crack and try to find your butthole. If you can't even see your butthole because it is compleatly covered up with another man's erect penis, you probably need to groom your body hair.
Haha! I laughed hard at that, cheebs.
Just wanted to let everyone that I finally found what i was looking for: Groom Mate Platinum XL. Smuggled out of USA and into my heart. (and nose) There really was one trimmer to rule them all!
I'm not even viral marketing here, just read the amazon.com reviews:
http://www.amazon.com/Groom-Mate-Pla...0325711&sr=8-1
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Stop living in the middle ages. I'm telling ya: this product should be in any mans drawer.
nocturne:"I view terrorists as freedom fighters."
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