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  1. Jet looks like an anorexic version of Crush. Crush >>> Jet.

    Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
    Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww

  2. If you fall from the handbike, Helgas stomps your face. Man or woman.

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Geo View Post
    If you fall from the handbike, Helga sits on your face, man or woman, until you throw up, or she gets off.
    Fixed.

  4. shortest joust match ever

    edit: I love how unfair having Rocket on the Wall is, he outran this poor bastard and started to taunt him from above
    Last edited by cka; 19 May 2008 at 10:08 PM.

  5. Rocket is awesome on the wall. He didn't even worry about the guy getting up the wall. It's impossible. Nobody can climb the wall faster than that guy. They'll just put him against the guy who's in the lead so chumps have a chance to catch up. Zen was pretty speedy, too.

    This show is even more awesome this season. Sucks it's apparently doing shit ratings against actual TV shows.
    Last edited by Drewbacca; 20 May 2008 at 12:05 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  6. Titan bitch-slapped David on Joust, lol.

    ... He one-hit Melvin? ONE HIT???

  7. Did you guys catch the guy with the missing leg?
    Check out Mr. Businessman
    He bought some wild, wild life
    On the way to the stock exchange
    He got some wild, wild life

  8. Yeah, him trying to do the gauntlet at the end was a joke. It was foolish pandering putting him on.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  9. there was also lots of hot Crush face-sitting and beaver-cupping on tonights female Earthquake event

  10. Yeah, she couldn't manage to get her off the platform so she just decided the next best thing to do was to sit on her face.

    I <3 Crush.

    "All creatures will DIE, and all things will be BROKEN: That is the law of the SAMURAI."

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