Conjugal Harmony

**sleeve** · 24 Jan 2008, 06:24 PM

Is it a joke?

I don't know, but it's a brilliant idea.

Some choice excerpts from The Stranger:

"It's only like an hour a month but if you give me a chance it's all you'll ever need!"

**Some Stupid Japanese Name** · 24 Jan 2008, 06:26 PM

MexiCali_Rose looks like a winner!

**Samba De Amiga** · 24 Jan 2008, 06:29 PM

Wow, that's amazing.

**Samba De Amiga** · 24 Jan 2008, 06:40 PM

I like Scrappy4Life. She's in there for killing 2 kids, and this is why she says she deserves another chance:

"I deserve a husband because I deserve kids and we're allowed to have them if it's with a husband. I'm good with kids usually except that one time and I could be the best locked up mommy in the world."

**Cowutopia** · 24 Jan 2008, 06:45 PM

ChestyHeavens is the bomb.

"Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life."

"Why I deserve another chance: Life is nothing but a game of chance that's why I'm in here and you're out there. Give me another chance and I'll make you wish you were in here with me more than 90 minutes every six weeks or that the damn judge would hear my appeal but he won't because he's a smart ass and they don't like cop killers."

Fisty sort of turns me on.

...the how it works is fascinating.

**Rated E** · 24 Jan 2008, 10:09 PM

Did you guys "click on here to register?"

If not, you need to do that right now.

**Othello Harrington** · 24 Jan 2008, 10:11 PM

Ah Stabarella, Thief Silver has been waiting for you!

Originally Posted by Mrs Stabarella Silver

Why I deserve another chance: A few years ago this pastor started coming in to preach the gospel and ever since then my life has changed. He's so smart and so hot I think of nothing but having his pious face buried in my mangy minge, even if all he ever does is blab on about God. You marry me and I'll dream of you instead and we can be together all the time I'm allowed. My streetwalking days make me mushy but so skilled you won't know it and the difference experience brings will make you insane with lust once you've had a taste of me.