Post Your Pix Part XVIII: Short vs. Tall

[Hubbitron]

I took my grandfather to the doctor's to get his test results on Monday.

The doctor said, "I have bad news. You have cancer and you have alzheimer's disease."

My grandfather said, "Thank God I don't have cancer!"

[Razor Ramon]

I wanted to bang the chick on the right so badly, because her boyfriend is a giant tool. Now I hope my friend gets those panties because he's dangerously close.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Oprah Winfrey goes to see the doctor for a check up. Doctor tells hers to take off all her clothes and get on her hands and knees on the floor. He then tells her to crawl across the floor to the far wall. She does, and then he tells her to turn around and crawl to the other wall. She does, and then he tells her to crawl into the middle of the room. She asks him why she has to keep crawling all over the place, and he responds saying, " I just ordered a black leather couch, and I have no idea where to put it."

[Hubbitron]

The one on the left looks like a retarded Jeneane Garofalo.

[Mr-K]

I don't see that.

I see some sort of strange resemblance, but it isn't Janeane Garofalo.

[Rich]

Confirmed.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

The one on the left looks like she's forty.

[Mr-K]

It isn't that.

Goddamnit, who the fuck does she look like?

A retarded Lindsey Lohan? Is that it? That can't be it.

[Anne Bonny]

So, I Rock Band for my birthday. Its fun, but... we're not that good yet. Heres a pic of the very first time playing, so we really look like we dont know whats going on... which we dont.

On bass, my sister Cat. My husband is on drums, my mom is the singer, and Im on guitar. Im the one in the pink (duh) in case you didnt guess that already. Um, and the dog Molly is alseep on the couch, Gypsy and Checkie are the cats on the ground. We have pets that are fairly tolerent of our noise.

PS My mom rules at guitar on Rock Band and Guitar Hero. Its pretty cool.

[Advocate]

I find it funny that the one cat is intensely watching your sister.

what song?