What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

[Timber]

I can't access Facebook through my work PC. I'm going on using my BlackBerry.

You're welcome.

[Josh]

Yeah, gameboy games that have dead batteries, controllers that don't work,etc.
I used to cut the cords on controllers before I tossed them, but now everything is wireless.

Hit them with a hammer.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Gladly, but I'm not staying here over night to stake out the dumpster.

[Josh]

[Timber]

Agree to buy the shit with a handshake, but before you offer your hand dig deep into your asscrack for about 30 seconds and then offer your hand. When they don't shake it say; "SEE THAT"S WHAT IT"S LIKE FOR ME WHEN YOU BRING MY PISS COVERED GARBAGE BACK INTO MY STORE!"

[Josh]

Take a shit in the garbage bag. Problem solved.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

That's the next logical step.

[icarusfall]

That's the next logical step.

I see what you did there.

[Josh]

MY EGG AND MUFFIN TOASTER DOES NOT WORK ANYMORE

[Razor Ramon]

Uh oh.

(on a related note, I never ended up buying one.)