What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

[Changeling]

I had a horrible dream last night about the world ending, the kind where you know ahead of time and have a day or so to try to see the people you care about and try to find some sort of closure. I can't shake the depression and feeling of doom now that I've woken up. And I woke up to find about 4 military choppers basically circling my house. Feels weird, man.

I had something like this but instead of sleep, it was 4 tabs. Choppers are scary under those circumstances lol. Also, I listened to the Aeroplane Flies High over and over again. Weird memory unlocked. Thanks

[Type Ryan]

I believe you're having a flashback, maaaaan.

[Shin Johnpv]

Vesting on 401(k)s annoy me.

[Error]

Shoes have started squeaking. Cannot shut them up. Google is no use. Payday cannot come soon enough.

[Josh]

Stop sweating so much.

[Error]

not the issue. my feet are relatively dry. its the bottom of the shoes that are squeaky.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

That's because your feet are that fucking sweaty!

[Josh]

you gross

[A Robot Bit Me]

I have this weird thing lately where I'm liable to uncork a single, violent hiccup at any moment. It sounds like someone goosed a bullfrog. It happens about five times a day and is loud as the rapture.

HNGRUUUPT

[Josh]

you gross