What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

[Razor Ramon]

I thought the guy sleeping in my kitchen/living room was my third roomate. It isn't...

Who the motherfuck is this guy?

[Razor Ramon]

Problem solved: Woke him up and told him to get the hell out or into his friend's room (which is the roomate I never met). He left.

[Brand X]

[Othello Harrington]

Problem solved: Woke him up and told him to get the hell out or into his friend's room (which is the roomate I never met). He left.

Potential for man to man relations in the future?


Also, that sucks man, random assfucks staying over never leads to good things.

[kingoffighters]

Or do they?

[Opaque]

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays. Yesterday.

If there ever was one.

[Razor Ramon]

Or do they?

No.

I mean, I have some friends planning to stay over but they don't come in after 2 a.m. (which is when I fell asleep) and crash almost naked on the couch. And it's just proper etiquette to introduce a pontential thief to your roomates.

[Othello Harrington]

Jesus man, you gotta get out of the city for a minute.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

These dirty, smelly fucks walked into the store wanting to trade in an N64 and some games. I really wanted to tell them to fuck off and take their Pepsi covered system with them; but, nine times out of ten when I do that, they just come back when I'm not working and one of the simpletons will take the shit in, and then leave it all for me to deal with.
So I look at it, and it is totally disgusting, but it has an expansion pak and Mario Party 3. I figure a little Windex and alcohol, and this junk can be sort of salvageable. I give them their credit, they buy their stuff and leave.

I pop off the cover to clean out where the exp. pak was and start cleaning around the edges with a q-tip. I then decided, wtf, I'll pop out the Exp. pak and do a real thorough job. THERE WERE FOUR DEAD ROACHES IN THE SYSTEM UNDER THE EXPANSION PAK! I grabbed a few bags and threw the system into them, tying each one off before I put it into the next. THERE'S ROACH SHIT ON THE COUNTER WHERE THE SYSTEM WAS SITTING!

I hate white trash so god damned much.

[Thief Silver]

You probably should have just punched them in the face.