What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

[Thief Silver]

Well, I actually told her I'd call her when she got that shit settled out. It's supposed to be signed today, but via talking to them, I get the strong feeling that the husband with the restraining order on him is going to ditch signing the papers to make it final.

[Josh]

STUPID STUPID! THIS IS ONLY GOOD FOR SOME FUCKING! DON'T BE STUPID!

[Thief Silver]

I know but she won't put out till it's resolved.

[Brand X]

Dude, 2 kids, divorce, and restraining order. It doesn't matter if she calls or not or when she signs the papers. I would stay as far away from that situation as possible.

edit: Even if it's just for fucking, you're throwing yourself right into the middle of a shitstorm of babies, douchebags, whores, the US court system, and syphilis.

[Josh]

I know but she won't put out till it's resolved.

Find someone who will. This is not worth the firestorm of agony that it will cause you.

Remember this in 6 months: "we told you so"

[Thief Silver]

The only reason it's still even remotely in my head is because she has beautiful red hair, and glasses, my two favorite things on a woman.

But yes, if I do make this mistake out of lack of will power, there will be no one to blame but myself.

[Razor Ramon]

You're just lonely.

[Thief Silver]

That too.

[Brand X]

Keep in mind she most likely has a pussy made out of rancid baby juice and STD's. So even if you get into her pants, it most likely will just corrode your cock.

Also, it will smell like rotten squid feces.

[Josh]

Get yourself a hooker and a bottle of hair dye.