Stuff White People Like

[Mr-K]

lies

charlottesville has no edible food

I didn't even go to school there and I know that there are like 8 million restaurants there.

Although, thinking back on it, I just kept getting that sandwich--so yeah, you may be right.

[Nash]

When you say the word “assist,” first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret.

In basketball, it’s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper - yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.

One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.

Fuckin' lol.

[Wildkat]

So wait, I am confused. I don't like anything on the site...

So am I Black or Latino now?

[Drewbacca]

I believe the official designation for someone like you is a liar. If you are white that site has your number.

[Wildkat]

I hate the Prius, Apple, I only recycle because my town fines you if the find any recyclables in your regular trash, don't ride a bike, think alternative medicine is for hippes. And Japan and most things from it suck.

I liked Arested Development but didn't think it was second coming of christ on TV, and I do know most of the words to "It Takes Two".

I'm so conflicted. Maybe I'm mulato.

[Fe 26]

what state do you live in?

[Kidnemo]

Yeah, but you have to watch out, with that hair trigger of yours if some Quiznos goon asked you for $12 bucks for a sandwich you'd turn him into a pretzel then fight everyone else in the restaurant.

That's funny you said quiznos, because I've only been there twice and both times I thought "man, these sandwiches are way overpriced...I could make the same thing at home".

[Tsubaki]

There's a liquor store here that makes sandwiches for $6 that are filled with probably $15 in ingredients. No idea how they do it but their sandwiches are awesome.

Where is this

So far the best sammiches I've had are in North Beach, but that's pretty annoying to get to.

[Schlep]

They forgot that white people like ridiculous office sayings like:
Shoot me an email
Let's touch base
CYA
Step up to the plate
FYI
etc.

If you're white and you say these things more than anyone else, you'll be promoted every month.

[Othello Harrington]

They forgot that white people like ridiculous office sayings like:
Shoot me an email
Let's touch base
CYA
Step up to the plate
FYI
let's table this issue
Get me a confirmation on that
Leverage your strengths
Let's have a meeting on this (and then realize you have 5 meetings that day)
Run with this

If you're white and you say these things more than anyone else, you'll be promoted every month.

Added a couple more for support

Also, they need to add Googling and wikipedia, we white folks love that shit.