Stuff White People Like

[PaCrappa]

First entry.

Oh no. Now I might have to look.

[Seik]

I love being white.

Being white is pretty fucking awesome, I gotta say.

[Drewbacca]

Yeah I'm pretty much a badass.

i would've told them okay and just cooked it on the regular grill with everything else.

[Josh]

Yeah! That'll show those assholes! How dare they eat vegetables!

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I don't think that was the point.

[Drewbacca]

This site is so meta. It's like, the guy is saying white people fall into all these stereotypes like criticizing things that apparently lack personal authenticity and loving irony, and the whole time he's being ironic and criticizing people for apparently lacking personal authenticity.

I want to start a black people like blog.

Yeah! That'll show those assholes! How dare they eat vegetables!

I don't care if they want to eat only vegetables. They won't know the difference between meat juices being on the veggies or not. There's always cold salad at BBQs also that they can eat. Usually pasta and garden. It wasn't a dig at vegetarians. It was a dig at anal retentives thinking it makes a difference where their zucchini's are placed on the BBQ. I put meat on the top shelf too.

[Othello Harrington]

Black people like

1) Not working
2) Lottery
3) Fried food
4) White woman

done

[Drewbacca]

Black people have more intricacies to their social behaviours than that, racist. I have 2 black friends. I'll just go over to their house for dinner and make notes on their living conditions for awhile to get content. Too much work though. I'll let somebody else do it. Besides, I think spanish / latino would be way more interesting to make a blog about than black people.

[Othello Harrington]

Black people have more intricacies to their social stigma's than that, racist.

I have 2 black friends. I'll just go over to their house for dinner and make notes on their living conditions for awhile to get content.

Did you read this list? You just hit #12 or something.


White people with black "friends"

You're making the blogger look like an Einstein.

Since we are on the verge of electing a black president, it seems important to explain why white people want black friends. Every white person wants a black friend like Barack: good-looking, well-spoken, and non-violent. Obviously, whites want black friends so as not to appear racist (see earlier Obama post). However, if we dig deeper what we notice about white people is not if they have black friends but in fact, how many black friends they have. White people like numbers. They like to count things like stars in the sky and the death toll at Mt. Everest and the number of times they’ve seen Tori Amos and/or Phish in concert. Counting the number of black friends is then clearly a divine imperative. The number of black friends white people possess also illustrates their comfort with black culture. Here’s a handy guide to the number system:

1—The white novice. This black friend is the gateway to helping white people understand gang signs and Vietnamese beauty supply stores. This black friend is probably the only black friend for many white people and when they all hang out (because white people hang out) they bring their “mutual” black friend with them.

2—The white black club-goer. Two black friends serve as bodyguards when white people go to black clubs to see how exactly one “pops, drops and locks” it.

[Drewbacca]

I think he's a genius.

I only read two pages or so before getting bored. Hadn't seen that one.