ElCapitan's in the Hospital

[jyoung]

Well, I know Cap was with one of his friends from the University of Kentucky (this guy went to middle school/high school with me and Cap), and one of that guy's friends from Vanderbilt University.

They were just out celebrating the friend from UK's 21st birthday, who had come into town for the weekend, so maybe the guy from Vanderbilt was a regular at the pub, but I don't think Cap and his friend were.

[Rumpy]

I hope they catch the trash that did this to him, what a horrible thing to happen.

[Othello Harrington]

The worst part, to me, is that his friends left him at the bar.

I wouldn't leave my friend at the bar to get a ride from strangers.

They didn't know man, you can't blame them. Maybe he had some girl he thought he was going to score with. I'm sure they feel bad enough.

[CouryC]

This is so, so fucked up. These people need to get gibbed shotty style.

[YellerDog]

People can be super-shitty sometimes.

[Nirvana]

Put me down for the mob violence gang when they find them. Get well soon, Cap.

[dave is ok]

Since we're his internet friends (well most of us), we should send him a get well card that has a huge color picture of Goatse on the inside.

[YellerDog]

Perhaps engineered so the hands pull apart as you open the card, revealing the words "We Miss You THIS MUCH"

[mannerbot]

Jesus. That's a +rep if I ever saw one.

[kingoffighters]

He works for Hallmark.