ElCapitan's in the Hospital

[Bacon McShig]

Oh, fuck. This is horrible. I hope he winds up being okay.

And I hope the guys that did this shit to him are currently using the money they lifted off him to have unprotected sex with AIDS-infested hookers and will soon find themselves slowly dying.

Dying slowly would mean they might get a chance to do this crap to someone else. I hope they get hookers with razors in their vags and acid-shooting tits.

[Glass Joe]

Wow! I really can't believe this. Cap is seriously one of the nicest guys I've met here on TNL and this is a seriously shitty turn of events. While playing GoW with him many times he definitely would get pretty shit faced on occasion but even then he was always really fun loving and nice. I'm all for joining the angry mob for some vengeance. Get well soon Cap.

[Error]

Wow. That is some insane shit. I hope he's able to post in next years I hate Valentines Day thread.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

oh, so it's ok to joke now?
If only I had waited a whole 8 hours.

[Othello Harrington]

Big difference man, Error is a classy dude.

[Jetman]

Jesus Fuck, man. I just saw this on a bulletin Nick posted on Myspace. This is pretty messed up.

Cap, when you read this, I hope you didnt have too much trouble healing up and that you got better sooner rather than later, and Im sorry this shit happened to you. Man, we need to get KidNemo and Pa plane tickets out to see you so they can teach you the martial arts.

The worst part, to me, is that his friends left him at the bar.

I wouldn't leave my friend at the bar to get a ride from strangers.

Yeah, Im really not liking this either. What kind of friends just fucking leave you when you are trashed?

[Dyne]

Yeah, Im really not liking this either. What kind of friends just fucking leave you when you are trashed?

maybe they were and he wasn't yet.

[Dolemite]

Man, we need to get KidNemo and Pa plane tickets out to see you so they can teach you the martial arts.

People can only single-handedly kick a whole gang's asses in movies, and only Van Damme can do it drunk (see Kickboxer). IRL, either run or have a gun.

[Dyne]

People can only single-handedly kick a whole gang's asses in movies, and only Van Damme can do it drunk (see Kickboxer). IRL, either run or have a gun.

NUH UH.......KIDNEMO IS AN INVINCIBLE GRAPPLING WAR MACINE!!!!!!!

[Othello Harrington]

You can only "grapple" one guy at a time.