ElCapitan's in the Hospital

[Thief Silver]

We should probably get him the head of his muggers on pikes, along with their hearts so he can eat them to gain their wisdom and strength.

[Dyne]

i don't think it's time for that yet. we should ask bailey.

[Thief Silver]

You think I'm kidding. Show me these muggers, get me some pikes, and a spoon and I'll show you.

[Josh]

a spoon

[Dyne]

"because it'll hurt more, you twit."

[K3V]

We should probably get him the head of his muggers on pikes, along with their hearts so he can eat them to gain their wisdom and strength.

I don't think there would be much wisdom to be gained.

[Razor Ramon]

This is terrible. Cap is the best pers I have never met!! Cap my prayers go out to you man. I hope you recover quickly!! We'll all miss you!

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!

[Bacon McShig]

the chainsaw gun replica that Cliffy B had at the GDC is what we should be asking for.

http://www.nightmarearmorstudios.com...olio_props.htm

I'm sure we could order one from Nightmare, they have the mold made and everything. Not gonna be cheap, though, probably somewhere around $500.

[Josh]

"because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more

fixed. Your <3 was in the right place even if your words were not.

[mollipen]

Just getting in here, but as bad as things may be, thank god it wasn't worse. Prayers are with you Cap, and though I know "eye for an eye" doesn't solve anything, I hope very bad things happen to those who did this.