Pooping Buddy

[Dyne]

You know those shits that have your stomach cramping up and you reeling in pain, praying to god to just get it out and you promise you'll never do whatever you did to bring on such a horrible shit?

when i was younger i would eat sunflower seeds whole. talk about shitting shrapnel.

[Josh]

Single coil. Triple wiper. No splashback.

[kingoffighters]

3 mushy logs of goodness. Triple wiper as well, minor splashbacks but I dodged them like I am in the shitty Matrix sequels.

[Mr_B]

Dammit!! Can't believe I've missed the party.

I've been down with mono for the last few days so there's been a whole lotta sleep and not much dumping.

But the last good shit, I remember had to been close to 3ft from head to tail. I was literally playing dairy queen for like 45 seconds. I'd guesstimate 18-20 inches of visable confirmation and there was no tapering to suggest an end in site.

Next time, I'm just gonna have to crouch over the bathroom tile and let it rip and chimp walk along.

[Pineapple]

when i was younger i would eat sunflower seeds whole. talk about shitting shrapnel.

been there, done that, not fun.

But the last good shit, I remember had to been close to 3ft from head to tail. I was literally playing dairy queen for like 45 seconds. I'd guesstimate 18-20 inches of visable confirmation and there was no tapering to suggest an end in site.

If ever a shit deserved it's picture taken, that would be it.

[kingoffighters]

If ever a shit deserved it's picture taken, that would be it.

Kinda like this

[NGEFreek]

So I have a new experience I never wish to live through again.

Got home from work, but the rumblings started far before this, about 2 blocks of walking worth, I knew this would be a shit for the ages... cramps, ass sweats, the whole nine yards.

I finally get home, and ripped my jeans off, like a chipendales model, only not gay.

I had what I would like to call a "Richard Simmons Vietamese New Year." Not only did it feel like I dropped a good 8+ pounds out of my ass, but it also felt like a raised the temp in the bathroom 5 degrees. The New Year part comes in what emitted from my body, almost like when uncorking a champagne bottle, then all hell broke loose as many a brown demons came screaing out of me only to meet their watery graves.

I think it was a Quintupple Wiper. Air Freshener was a MUST after this ordeal, I almost want to appologize to my toilet for being so mean to it.

[Pineapple]

Kinda like this

No Praxis, nothing like that. NOTHING like that. Although if I had rep to give you I'd think about it.

[Gohron]

I ate a Buffalo Chicken Cheesesteak back in July of 06. The following day I had terrible emergency poop. Ever since July of 06 my poops have, on average, been quite terrible and have required a lot of wiping and have generated quite a smell (as in, the entire apartment will stink). I think that cheesesteak had AIDS.

[Pineapple]

Did you know you can get AIDS from mouth to mouth?

resisting the impulse to make a black joke here...