Pooping Buddy

[kingoffighters]

Jason's, Yawa's and buttcheeks' posts

[innova]

So you know those shits that take a while to work their way out?


I managed to read this entire thread....

[Pineapple]

I've shat twice today, and both have been very quick, sporadic little volcanoes of mini shit cubes that I attest to bad beer last night. The only reason I'm upset by that is that it cut down on my bathroom reading time. I just ate some pot roast, I'm hoping by 10pm I have a monster shit to pump out so I can finish chapter 12 of my book.

[Seik]

I've shat twice today, and both have been very quick, sporadic little volcanoes of mini shit cubes that I attest to bad beer last night. The only reason I'm upset by that is that it cut down on my bathroom reading time. I just ate some pot roast, I'm hoping by 10pm I have a monster shit to pump out so I can finish chapter 12 of my book.

I know what you mean. I look forward to my morning shits. I use it as a chance to compose myself and my thoughts for the upcoming day.

[Thief Silver]

I play Etrian odyssey when I shit.

[kingoffighters]

I play Etrian odyssey when I shit.

I did that too, and guess what, my shit is actually better than EO.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

UGH. Your talk is so dumb. Why do you talk? Stop talking forever.

[Josh]

11:30 shit rocket today: 1.8 pounds. Single wiper. No coil. No splashback. Less than 30 seconds from start to finish.

My shit is pro level at this point.

[Jason]

If you guys want to experience some good shitting, drink 1.5 liters of water before getting out of bed in the morning... it's no joke.

[maruchan]

you have good fiber intake if you can all shit at the same time...