Pooping Buddy

[Opaque]

I am still waiting for Opaque's report.

Yesterday's was epic.

The one I took right now? Also epic.

[Rhydant]

I'm awaiting a case of mild- to strong booze shits any hour now. God I hope this comes before I have to go to work. I can very rarely drop a duece at work because the stalls are always messed up.

Seriously, who shits on the floor of a stall in a store bathroom? I dont fucking get it.

[Opaque]

We have stupid customers.

How are you surprised?

[Hubbitron]

I don't understand it but here it's always the ladies room. The other night there was shit sprayed on the wall behind the toilet. Someone had to seriously get in position and spray shit on the wall.

[Opaque]

I've actually heard things to that effect as well.

The guys room gets shit on the ground, sure; but the girls bathroom gets it on the fucking ceiling in a perfect recreation of The Boating Party by Mary Cassatt.

[Othello Harrington]

I pooped twice before leaving the house. I usually have to take a crap 30 min to 1 hour after eating.

I double and triple poop in the morning, it sucks after I spend 20 minutes adjusting my suit and shirt (I am anal about how it has to be perfectly tucked in and aligned) then have to shit again.

[Rhydant]

but the girls bathroom gets it on the fucking ceiling in a perfect recreation of The Boating Party by Mary Cassatt.

I had no idea you were into late 1800s American post-impressionism. Learn something new everyday. Huh.

I don't understand it but here it's always the ladies room. The other night there was shit sprayed on the wall behind the toilet. Someone had to seriously get in position and spray shit on the wall.

I have also seen this first hand. It kicker? The old man that did it took off his pants, tried to wipe it up, and then put the soiled pants back on.

I was confused.

[NGEFreek]

This just in: There are strong disturbances in the force as I type this.... I expect my mighty discharge of fluid to make plenty of room for the Chili I am about to consume. Mixed with Fiesta Nacho Cheese, of course.

Update coming within the hour.

[Othello Harrington]

Mix with beer and get wet shits, those are awesome if you're visiting a friends house

Stink+Sticking on sides=Thanks buddy you're the best, here is a gift.

[Type Ryan]

I don't understand it but here it's always the ladies room. The other night there was shit sprayed on the wall behind the toilet. Someone had to seriously get in position and spray shit on the wall.

2girls1cup imo.... fucking messy bitches.